By Stoop Dogg and Tuxedo Reptar

Stoop: Goooood evening, it’s your friendly neighborhood DJ Stoop Dogg of Luv comin’ at you live on 11.1 TSP. We have a special guest joining us tonight, party expert Tuxedo Reptar, here to discuss what many are calling the “Wedding of all the Centuries.” Yes, every century – past, present, and future.

Reptar: Hey Stoop Dogg, thanks so much for having me. I’ve been putting down the Reptar Bars in anticipation of this shindig so I can fit into the tux from my own wedding. But enough about me, tell me more about this Wedding of all Centuries.

Stoop: This is expected to be quite the, as the groom might say SWARAY. Reptar, what are some of the things you think we can expect?

Reptar: Well Stoop Dogg, my insider sources tell me that there will, in fact, be one bride and one groom. And the bride has decided to make a bold statement and go with an eggshell-colored dress instead of paper white. I’ve got goosebumps with anticipation. Stoop, do you know of any other inside scoops?

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By Cat and Jess

Just when you thought you’d gotten rid of us- the media’s best duo (no offense Walker and Rich)- we’re back at it again with scintillating superlatives of 2019. (here’s 2018 if you care).

The Adam Ruebens most likely to cancel their game due to rain award: NOT Fuzz. Just ask the Rehabs. Too soon?

HM: Mega Touch

The John Walker most likely to over explain something that was already clearly explained award. Ha: In a bizarre twist of fate I think we’re gonna have to give this one to Rich this year

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Women’s Ball Hockey NYC has officially launched!

Women’s Ball Hockey NYC is a group committed to promoting inclusive opportunities to play women’s ball hockey in New York City. WBHNYC’s scrimmages, clinics & tournaments are open to all skill levels, so whether you’ve played your whole life or are just starting out, pick up your stick & come join in for some hockey & fun! 

Come celebrate at this month’s scrimmage on Saturday, Nov. 23, 1-3pm at Dutch Kills Rink in Queens (a 10 minute walk from the Queensboro stop). To learn more, visit: www.womensballhockeynyc.org

To round out a delayed 2019 season, we had the PBR quarterfinals featuring Sebastien’s favourite 7 (and not 8) teams, the semi finals, and finals all on Sunday, alongside some Schlitz cup games that were almost as eventful as the PBR games.

Schlitz Cup Play in Round

Gut Rot 0 @ WTP 4

Goalie Loss – Heather A

WTP – SteveT, Sam McI, Eric, Noah

Goalie Half Shutout Win – Hoggystyle

Game Notes: Cro and Hogg each had an assist in this game, as ref and goalie (wait what?), and Heather played goalie while Ramirez was showing up “on time” as he usually does.

Mega Touch defeated Riots

Dark Rainbows defeated Sky Fighters

Schlitz Cup Semi Finals

Dark Rainbows 2 @ Mega Touch 0

Goalie Shutout Win – Toriello

Schlitz Cup Finals

Dark Rainbows 0 @ WTP 1

Goalie Loss – Toriello

WTP – Hanif

Goalie Other Half Shutout Win – Hoggystyle

Game Notes: It’s not every day in BTSH that you can get outplayed by Gut Rot and Dark Rainbows and get a trophy for it. Congrats WTP, that’s why you’re the Schlitz cup champs!

“If only WTP had a professional photographer on the team who could take a better shot of the flashy new engraving(s) on Lady Schlitz.”

PBR Cup Quarterfinals

Fuzz 4 @ Rehabs 2

Fuzz – Mike T x2, Boy Ryan x2

Goalie Win – Tim Bwn

Rehabs – Hicks, Sena

Goalie Loss – Ramirez

Fresh Kills 1 @ Pounds 2 F/OT

Gremlins 4 @ Biters 3

Gremlins – Erich x3 (6), Busch (1)

Goalie Win – Jamie B

Biters – Caroline, Andy, Jimmy

Goalie Loss – Craiggers

Game Notes: After another big upset, and convincingly so, Gremlins make the PBR Cup Semi Finals after shutting down the #2 seed Anklebiters.

Cobra Kai defeated Karma and it was ugly early and often

Game Notes: What game was supposed to have the stop he’s already dead Simpson’s meme?!

PBR Cup Semi Finals

Gremlins 0 @ Pounds 5

Goalie Loss – Jamie (2-1)

Pounds – Boylin x2, Florian, Avery, Karsten

Goalie Shutout Win – Mike Sizzler

Liz, your pads are on backwards.

Fuzz 2 @ Cobra Kai 1 F/OT

Fuzz – Girl Ryann x2

Goalie OT Win – Tim Bwn

Cobra Kai – Gil Ween

Goalie OT Loss – Campbell

PBR Cup Finals

Fuzz 2 @ Pounds 1 F/SO

Fuzz – Miles

Goalie SO Win – Tim Bwn

Pounds – Jason

Goalie SO Loss – Mike Sizzler

Shootout Best of 5 Rounds

Fuzz / / / Pounds

Gil – X / / / Avery – Goal

Mike T – Goal / / / Luke – Goal

Ryann – X / / / Jesse – X

Jeff – Goal / / / Kesley – X

Andrea – Goal / / / Frey – X

Fuzz Wins Shootout 3-2, Andrew with the Shootout Winner. Make the Final! Fuzz 2, Pounds 1.

Game Notes: Both teams probably felt that they had a goal taken back in this one, as a penalty negated an early goal by Fuzz and then a ball that looked to be entering the goal was never conclusively in the net…both goalies went through two scoreless periods of overtime without giving a goal. After 2 extra sessions, there was only sunlight for an extended shootout to decide the championship, with Fuzz making a late comeback in rounds 4 and 5 to win the PBR cup.

Jeff makes the same face for every championship. That way, you can’t tell which ones he is more excited for.

By Richiehero

With the 2019 BTSH szn in the books, it’s officially time for the HOF article. Just a few housekeeping details. We have heard your suggestions.

Bring these back!

Charge– You idiots are inducting too many players.

Verdict- Guilty.

Reason: When we first started we had some catching up to do. There were so many BTSH greats and if we just did 3 at a time we may never get to some. We will be more selective from here on out as most of the people not in the HOF already deserve nothing.

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