by Jess D and Multiple Media Team Members

We all know how much you guys like attention (Walker) and winning stuff. So we thought we’d put together a little superlatives list that encompasses the laughs, tears, and ~drama~ over this past season.

Most Likely To Cancel Their Game Due To Chance of Rain: Adam R from Denim Demons

On more than a couple occasions this season the Demons canceled their game due to insignificant Rain Fears.  Even the tiniest drop from the heavens would cause Adam to immediately cancel the game, grab his junk and scamper off to find shelter.  Perhaps we can nickname him ‘Light Sprinkle’. (Come on dude, you knew this was coming.)

Honorable Mention: Poutine Machine

Most likely to chase you into a bathroom stall to sell you a prom ticket: Diana from Ankle Biters

We love you for your commitment to BTSH social events.

Most likely to over explain something that was already clearly explained. Ha: Walker

Ironically this does not need an explanation. [Continue Reading…]

Thank you to everyone that came out Sunday evening to cheer on the award nominees and celebrate the end of the 2018 season.  Here are the winners.

The winners of the 2018 BTSH Awards!

BTSH Regular Season Scoring Champion – male

Mike T from Fuzz

The plan is simple. Stop this guy.

BTSH Regular Season Scoring Champion – female

Cherie S from Rehabs

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Fuzz defeated Cobra Kai to their second championship in franchise history.

Mega Touch pulled off the upset against the Dark Rainbows to the first annual Schlitz Cup!

Congrats to both teams.

Filthier (4) vs. Cobra Kai (1)
by Donnie Shulzhoffer and Doug McLeod

Disclaimer: We have absolutely no association with this league. The BTSH Media was so desperate for content, they hired two people off the internet. Neither of us know what street hockey is nor how to count, especially when it comes to calculating your pluses and minuses.

“This is hockey, OK? It’s not rocket surgery.”

So somehow a Division 3 team ended up as number 1 in the league by achieving an impressive 16-0-2 record. Let’s take a moment to recognize that feat. But let’s also take a moment to point out that Will G. thinks shootouts are a joke, and yet, the CK/Biters shootout is what led CK to this point.

Reasons They’ve Made It This Far:
Pound for Lb, these teams seem pretty evenly matched. With both teams relatively close in total goals CK (61) and Filthy (58), it could come down to solid defense and goaltending. And lucky for Will, there are NO shootouts in the semis. For the entertainment portion of this piece we wanted to provide you all with the best.ever. (did that sound biased?) shootout video since you won’t get this on Sunday. [Continue Reading…]