18. Gut Rot at 15. Denim Demons – 1 pm, West
by Cat and Jess(ica) D

In this corner: Gut Rot

The road so far: Gut Rot has had its ups and downs this season. What they lack in wins they make up for in team chemistry and likability off the courts. But don’t be fooled, this team has some sleeper weapons who just might be activated for this revenge match after losing 5-2 to the Demons last Sunday.

The history books: Last year Gut Rot ended regular season with slightly better league positioning but failed to make it to the round of 16.

Injury report: On account of their habit of running around in floaties like a pack of drunk bubble boys, they are well-insulated from injury.

One player to watch: Akhil – his goal count should not be dismissed, plus when the man puts on the charm offensive he’s unstoppable.

Key number: 3, the number of consecutive victories Morgen has at two girls one cup. [Continue Reading…]

The playoffs are here!  The playoffs are here!  The playoffs are FINALLY HERE!

19. Dark Rainbows at 14. Butchers – 1 pm, East
by Jerome

In this corner: #19 Dark Rainbows (4-13-1)

The road so far: Spotted with legit wins this year, which is a stark contrast to last year’s campaign and postseason.

The history books: Known for having a stacked team in the gilded age of BTSH, this generation has of late followed the trend of other BTSH squads by actively scouting youth and talent. The middle years of the Tompkins era have been a long-term period of rebirth (sorta) with some veterans (5-ish years) staying, some players doing part-time then gradually phasing themselves out of the league, and other players establishing new beginnings.

Injury report: Only if some of the Rainbow females “ironmanned” the crap out Hockaway.

One player to watch: Katherine. She’s cute.


Key number: 201-2… ah wait… it’s 1: Of their four wins, none of them were against a first division team. They’ll put up a loud celebration not only for making the following round, but also against a team of the league’s highest echelons. [Continue Reading…]

by Richiehero

Let’s get this over with. Here Isaac:

Oh man, did Poutine win 3 games and not get a star? Yikes…they should have. But I didn’t realize it when I started writing so I’m going to stick with the three I have…though Lee should be arrested for stealing their star. Scum.

Third Star
Lee B of Corlears Hookers

An unnamed source (Noelle) said, “Lee is actually much better in net than when he plays out.” When I asked did he score in the second game, she said, “Of course not.” So Lee will have to settle for the Third Star for beating the Sky Fighters. [Continue Reading…]

Here’s what we know:

A depleted Hookers squad, with Lee Bonkers in net, narrowly survived against the Sky Fighters.

The Demons took Nicorette and the Machine to a shootout, but Jerome’s fancy footwork got the shootout winner in the 7th round.

Scott K (the OG) scored first for Gut Rot, however, Zach F then scored 4 straight for the Demons.

The Poos finally decided to finish their games and brushed aside the Dark Rainbows.

Brett and the Dark Rainbows (dude got a brace) gave the Trembles and Instant Karma a good game, but Cory’s hat trick earned Karma their first 20 point season.

The Norri were finally back at BTSH and in the lineup for Math against the Butchers!  That’s about all they celebrated as Pete d and Sabrina rolled to a W.

The Pucks and Poutine game got a bit serious at times (get better Mikey) with Zac watching from the sidelines (you get better as well big guy) and Jerome nailing the empty netter to secure the his team’s third victory of the day.

Danielle and Filthier welcomed back Jena and Ben from Colorado and overcame the 2-0 hole they found themselves in a the half against Phil’s Biters to win, baby.  (Not sure if Probie scored…) [Continue Reading…]

by Cheekbones

The BTSH 70’s Prom is around the corner. It is in fact next Saturday, September 22nd. Doors open at 8pm, open bar starts at 8:30pm-10:30pm. Your $30 ticket buys you food & booze for two hours – not bad, right? 

Venmo me @dianamarko or paypal $30 to diana dot Marko at gmail dot com for your tickets. PUT THE NAMES OF EVERYONE YOU ARE BUYING TICKETS FOR, AND THEIR BTSH TEAM (if applicable). Please do not make me chase you, I have a job, and a life. I’m not Elizabeth Warren, but I have shit to do. Or clean up. Where are my pills…

Can I bring my bae? My bae bae? My bae bae bae bae bae bae bae? 
Here’s the deal: your BTSH league dues subsidize this whole event. Can you bring your wife or girlfriend who is not in BTSH? Sure, we love you, and I’m sure we will love her. Can you bring your college buddies? Fuck no. Try to keep it in house as much as you can.  [Continue Reading…]