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Round of 16

Here we go, folks. Time for the rubber to hit the road. 16 teams enter, 1 team leaves (well, technically we all leave to go to home but you get the point). Let’s dive in! 1) Vertz vs 16) GremlinsĀ  Jess: Iā€™m just gonna leave Walkerā€™s favorite meme hereā€¦ Russo: Iā€™ll recuse myself from this […]

BTSH Play-Ins 2023

By: Jess, Russo, & Glnzr Weā€™re back BTSHers. After an extended time away, your beloved preview writers are back from rehab their year-long break. Whatā€™d we miss?  Letā€™s give the olā€™ typing knuckles a crack and dive in to some delectable play-in games this Sunday 13) WTP vs 20) Bad Seeds Jess: WTP has had […]

Week 7 ā€“ 3 Stars

Itā€™s been a while since the last three stars, but after Sunday, there were so many worthy candidates to choose from. letā€™s beginā€¦ Honorable Mention while worthy, this did not crack the top 3ā€¦ Larry from Mega Touch on his assist. Normally assists donā€™t merit a star, but Larryā€™s been around forever, and sometimes we […]

Motherā€™s Day Template

So Mother’s Day is coming up so just use this template to call somebody special because we actually have a little time off to spend if you can. Some of yous may be playing some more hockey and drinkin’ and that’s ok. But take a little time and call or message one of the new […]

Week 4 Game Previews!

Much like many other humans will be…..the Media has been replaced by ChatGPT. An anonymous BTSHer generated these previews using ChatGPT, and sent them to the (former?) Media. (No, it was not me who made these. I am too old to even know what ChatGPT is.) In fact, I have not even read them yet, […]

PBR Semis & Finals + Schlitz Finals!

The last media article of the year!! With Finals upon us, we encourage everyone to come out and watch this Sunday at 2pm and then stick around for the BTSH Media Awards immediately after, which will be done right at the courts. And then, if you’re so inclined, go on down to Ace Bar for […]

Playoff Previews ā€“ ā€œEliteā€ Eight

By Le MedĆ­a Well folks, we’re nearly at the end of the season and after Sunday, only four teams will remain. Who they’ll be is anyone’s guess, but your favorite band of misfit media members took a stab at predicting the outcomes. Enjoy! (or don’tā€”we’re pretty indifferent about it) Fresh Kills v Filthier Jess: Filthier […]

2022 BTSH Media Awards

It’s that time of year again!! The media team met last night to deliberate the winners of the incredibly prestigious BTSH awards categories. For those of you who are new here, we send a survey out to all the captains to nominate players that have stood out this season.The media then meets for dinner to […]

Playoffs Previews: Round of 16

by various media members Biters v Fuzz 23andMia: You cannot call out our beloved league without using the letters BTS, the same letters that identify the K-pop sensation who between 2014 and 2023, will have contributed $29.1 trillion to the South Korean economy, according to Forbes. Fuzz might be our BTS: a handpicked super group […]

Playoffs Previews: Play In Games

by cristo_the_hawk This is a weird week for play-in games. Many of these teams are finding themselves in the bottom 8 for the first time ever (HI VERTZ), and some of them are used to battling it out and then ultimately having fun in the Schlitz Cup.* *The Schlitz Cup is an historic tournament run […]