Auditions, Auditions, Auditions!

Have you ever wondered what you have in common with Gil from the Elves?!  It’s probably not scoring nonstop, but it likely is auditioning for the first 3 spots to be Chelsea Piers’ male snow bunnies for the Women’s Summer Hockey League at Chelsea Piers!

Now, you’re probably asking yourself, who is going to play in this league? Well, you have two options, if you’re a guy, audition to be a snow bunny. Auditions take place in the last stall of the Tompkins Square Bathroom and usually last about 30-45 seconds depending on the judge—Derek advises undergarment creativity.

If you’re a girl, you have two options: 1) you like hockey and want to play for love of the sport, but are a bit rusty or still developing your game—join the B/C league; 2) you’re good at hockey, played a high level for a good part of your life, and aspire to one day be on the Mathematics—join the A Division.

Click here to officially register and pay for some awesome summer hockey nights (with Rich Glanzer likely watching you from the dark corner of the rink)!

Are you surprised by all these men wanting to cheer on these ladies? You shouldn’t be—despite BTSH being ran my all men, it is the most progressive sports league in America—name any other league that cancels for Mother’s Day and Flag Day, but forces you to play and neglect Father’s Day as a holiday like so many fathers neglected us!

Click here to find out more, unless you already clicked the first link!

And, with a league this progressive, there are going to be individuals brimming for more.  It’s not just the NWHL and the NWHL’s reporting hype man they are so unknowingly in desperate need of:

or Rich Glanzer’s go get’em reporting style:

But, it is also home to Math’s own Roxanne Gaudiel forming this league at Chelsea Pier’s.  Have any questions?

Click here! Click here! Click here! Click here! No, literally, click here and pay—I’m super late on this post and registration ends soon!!!

Don’t you hate when you get out of the shower in July and have sweat on your forehead?  Well, guess where that won’t happen—in an ice rink shower, dummy!  But guess where you will instantly get sweat on your forehead while being on ice?  That’s right, on the rink as you watch the eye tantalizing treat of male snow bunnies every 10 minutes, ladies!!!  BTW, Rich, you’re not allowed to audition.