Week 5 Previews
The ladies are back at it again. Ā Here are your Week 5 Previews by Rachel G. and Diana M.(filling in for Butchers preview)!
Demons at Fuzz
Prediction: Fuzz by 2, Glanzer -1
Filthier at Fresh Kills
Holy hangover, Batman. Filthy, what happened to you last week? Hereās a game plan for you, Saturday night, take Gabe out and give him shots while you drink water. Yeah, I thought that wouldnāt work. Barch is having a great season, I like him, I also like Tim K.. They both registered for the Rose Charities Tournament. Iāll also like you if you register (shameless plug).
Prediction: Fresh Kills by 1, Filthy will be tired from kicking Charityās ass the day before.
Are you guys going to wear yellow and orange again? That was confusing for your fans, I canāt imagine how you were able to find your teammates. Jamie, did you accept Justinās friend request yet? I think you should. That would help, that and Rod and Cody getting a few more goals. Maire? Iām lookinā at you, girl.
Prediction: Gremlins by 1, if WTP isn’t too hungover from the Caps game.
Corlears Hookers at Dark Rainbows
Normally Iād make another mention of the Rainbowsā tough schedule, but they spanked Filthier last week! So I think they have proved they are up to the challenge. Hookers, bring it. Kevin Longwell isnāt afraid of your shot. Even better Rainbows, the goals were scored by three different players. Look at that depth! Also, the Hookers didnāt win it for Prince. Even with Noelle and Eitel in attendence. WTF? Rainbows, make it rainā¦ purple!!!
Prediction: Hookers by 1, they canāt let PrinceĀ down twice in a row.
Sky Fighters at Gut Rot
Ladies and Gentleman, James Stein has returned. Last weekā¦ that was what he called ārusty.ā Gut Rot, you better bring your best shooters! By best shooters, I mean Diane, Heather and Ashley. Someone needs to fill in while GIlligan is playing defense and Scott is off surfing (again).
Prediction: Sky Fighters by 1, Score More, Smile Less.
LBS, Inc. at Mathematics
I learned two important things this last week about these teams: Lbs: It isnāt so much that Scott learned how to celebrateā¦ he just forgot how to score. Math (no, I didnāt actually learn Math, itās for suckers): Sam is pretty lazy, he just lets Brad do all the work in the corners and say āHey Dummy, Iām open.ā He also makes great kimchi. I hope these lessons prove valuable to both defenses. The End.
Prediction: LBS by 1, we are still waiting on Mathās amazing 3rd alternate jerseys.
Mega Touch at Instant Karma
Wait! Who is going to watch Tito if Danielle is playing?
Prediction: Karma by 1, Tito will be pissed.
Butchers at Cobra Kai
By Diana M.
Sebastian and Jenks may be on a roll after last week’s win over WTP, but the Butchers are consistently playing well–this is a tough one to call. They both have good chicks named Rachel, and I’m thinking Pete is gonna be reeeeal hangry for a goal after two weeks of fasting. I’m gonna give this one to the crimson tide.
Prediction: Butchers 2-1 over Cobra Kai
Poutine Machine at Gouging Anklebiters
Prediction: Biters by 2, cheekbones.
Rehabs at Tompkins Square Riots
Prediction: Rehabs by 2, Ramy O. this oneās on you.