As a recap, the following competitors are still in the ring*: Jonathan Brügger, Marisa Cohen, Jennifer Popack, Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos, Julie Katz, Craig LaCombe, Jenna Cruff, Sascha Puritz, Hector Melendez, Adam Rubens, and “John” Sena.

*Stephanie Cooper was last mentioned as supporting the Canadians from ringside. We’re assuming she left some time after they were all eliminated. If anyone sees her please let us know.

***30th Entrant: Jamie Abcdefghijklmnopqursuvwxyz (Gremlins)***

Jamie walks into the ring as the entrants now realize they are all in this alone. Suddenly, $h0wT!m3 looks at Craig, they both look at Jamie, and the three politely ask Jerome and his mini Philippine flag to move from the middle of the ring so they can speak to the crowd. $h0wT!m3 says, “The Canadians have been destroyed, the GPGs are decimated, and now the most dominant faction in the history of BTSH is back: The Goalie Union!”

***31st Entrant: Sam Norris (Math)***

Sam Norris comes and sees the goalies conspiring. He avoids them, runs to the concession stand and has a picnic in one of the corners with Marisa. Marisa tells him he’s nice, but not her type.

Meanwhile, Craig takes the mic from $h0wT!m3 and says, “We do this for all the goalies who didn’t get picked to be in the Rumble. We do this for Dustin, for Barch, for deLa…” 

Before he can finish, Jenna throws Craig out of the ring. Craig angrily throws his stick.

***Craig has been eliminated***

Sena says to Jamie, “Knock knock.” Jamie laughs hysterically. Sena throws Jamie out of the ring.

***Jamie has been eliminated***

$h0wT!m3 writes a long post on the BTSH website, announcing his retirement and hops over the top rope.

***$h0wT!m3 has been eliminated*** 

A loud “Thank you, $h0wT!m3” chant emerges from the Glanzer Dome.  $h0wT!m3 walks over Dead Peter Lang one last time as he tips his cap to the crowd. $h0wT!m3 says thank you. No $h0wT!m3, thank you.

***32nd Entrant: David (Birthday Boy) Bernstein, Dark Rainbows***

Balloons and streamers rain down in celebration of Bernstein’s celebrates, as he walks down to the ring.  It’s a joyous occasion, and the fans are pumped to see one of their favorites in the Rumble.   When Bernstein finally steps between the ropes, Jerome immediately wishes him a happy birthday. Bernstein does not respond. Jerome reminds Bernstein it’s polite to say thank you when someone wishes you a happy birthday.  Bernstein still doesn’t say anything, but gives Jerome a thumbs up.  Infuriated, Jerome lightly pushes Bernstein, but Bernstein doesn’t move.  At this point, Julie takes matters into her own hands and superkicks Bernstein over the top rope.

***David (Birthday Boy) Bernstein has been eliminated. (He should have said thank you)***

Jerome jumps around because he got the “assist” on Julie’s knockout. He climbs up all four ropes. He is going nuts.

Jerome tears an ACL.

***33rd Entrant Dani Rylan, Cobra Kai***
***34th Entrant: Rachel Nabatz, Corbra Kai***

Dani and Rachel come out together for some unknown reason, both sporting #TEAMDERK t-shirts (thanks for the support, ladies!).  Before entering the ring, they pour one out for their fallen Cobra Kai teammate, Dead Peter Lang. Once inside, they try to lift up the fallen Jerome, but can’t because of their girlie arms.

They ask  Brügger for help, but Brügger is hungry and has joined Sam and Marisa’s picnic. It seems Jerome is safe! All of a sudden, a fan enters the ring. She too is a girl, but she doesn’t appear to  have girlie arms. Who is it? WHO IS IT?!?!?

***Jerome has been eliminated***