2015 BTSH Battle Royal (Part 7)
***41st Entrant: Rebecca Norris, Mathematics***
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The huge TitanTron isn’t playing Rebecca Norris’ music. It’s playing this video:
Rebecca is walking very slowly to the ring and says, “Rich Glanzer…for the past year, you’ve been bragging about beating me in arm-wrestling. I left the country in a ruse to help underprivileged children, but what I’ve really been doing is P90x!
P90X is harder than Crossfit!
Becky then flexes with her meanest grimace to show Glanzer she means business.
Noticing Glanzer is distracted, Marisa, Jenn, Julie, Sam, and Rachel all go to attack him, but BrĂźgger fends them off. While Glanzer has a friend on the inside, he also has one on the outside, as he calls in one of his disciples to dispose of Becky before she hits the ring. But who is it?
ITS ELLY!!!! Elly has chosen The Authority over Math. But Becky pushes him away and Elly is down. Rebecca is coming to the ring for vengeance!
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Rebecca is now in the ring, and she’s here for one thing, and that’s to eliminate Glanzer. She stares at Glanzer who is strategically standing behind BrĂźgger. She confidently walks towards the pair, but she’s not walking alone! Julie comes up to her and says it looks like you can use a friend. Becky chucks Julie out of the ring.
***Julie has been eliminated***
Glanzer doesn’t want to be outdone, so he grabs Popack, who was giving Tiffany her autograph, because Tiffany collects all BTSH female captains’ autographs. Rich kisses Jenn on the cheek and says, “It’s you, not me” and throws her out of the ring.
***Jenn Popack has been eliminated***
Schuie looks on disgusted by the lack of sportsmanship and has lost some of his shirt for some reason. He stares at Becky, stares at Glanzer, and picks up the mic, which has been used far more often in this Royal Rumble than any other Royal Rumble before.
“Glanzer, you and your over-competitiveness have ruined this league! And now you’ve ruined Becky Norris. I remember when we never even kept score! It was me, Randy, Ellery, SB, Romeo…”
All of the sudden, the lights go out, and music blares from the TitanTron. Oh no, Schuie! What did you do?!?
Not Romeo!!!! “Did someone say my name? Hi, my name is Anthony Romeo. And my husband, Dom, and I would like to ask you a question. Do you like love? Because if you do, it is Giving Tuesday, and we would really appreci…”
Shaun deLacy takes the plug out of the TitanTron.
***Anthony Romeo, Dominic, and Romeo’s Future Baby (who will undoubtedly grow up with two loving fathers, but won’t quite understand one of his daddies’ Martin Brodeur infatuation) have all been eliminated.***
Schuie tries to keep talking, but the mic has been cut off. Glanzer and Becky decide on a three second truce, and every participant left picks up Schuie and sends him over the top rope.Â
***Schuie has been eliminated***
Rachel tells Tiffany, “Girl captains are overrated. I’d rather have Derk” and chucks out Tiffany.
***Tiffany has been eliminated***
BrĂźgger tells Rachel, I told Derk, and I’m telling you, its all about RichieHero! And throws out Rachel.Â
***Rachel has been eliminated***
Brßgger stands in front of Glanzer. Sam stands in front of Becky. Marisa wants to know if Romeo is single.
Brugger will never let anything happen to his captain…or betray him…