Week 8 Previews
By Rachel G.
Rehabs at What The Puck
Fine Ryann, we get the point. Â They swiped right. You are that damn good. Â Now let someone else score? How about Bryan, does he get to score at all? Or is that against the bylaws? Â WTP, hereâs what you do…mark Ryann and let Jaime goal hang. Â Got it? Â Youâre welcome.
Prediction: Rehabs by 2, I feel like WTP will not follow my flawless plan.
Filthier at Gouging Anklebiters
âBiters have lost a few close ones to Formerly-Known-as-Katz-Division opponents recently, but Filthy is really looking to stop the skid. Â Did Ann decide to change things up and replace Tim K permanently with Newman since he spent last weekend beaching it up with some Filthy deserters? Â Youâll have to tune in to find-out. Â What might be most interesting here is to watch #1 and #2 goal scorers in the league face off. Â Probie, donât look behind you…it is Denis. Â Note to all âbiters, protect those Cheekbones, dammit.
Prediction: âBiters by 1, the skid continues.
Dark Rainbows at Butchers
(Guest written by Cheekbones)
Prediction: Butchers by 1 in OT.
Gut Rot at Gremlins
Is it true? Â Has it really been six weeks? Â Is JW back to screen Jamie in net? Â I think so. Â I apologize in advance to Ryan, Erich, Rod and the rest of the Gremlins; I hope you enjoyed playing for a few weeks, now itâs back to the bench for you while Walker refuses to shift off. Â Gut Rot is still looking for their first W, and man is all of BTSH cheering for them…except the Gremlins. Â Jamie isnât really going to make this easy for them, but I hope they put up a few. Â Maybe Perko needs to stop looking at subway maps and listening to Baby Metal and step up and score some goals? Â Also Heather. Â I think Heather should score a goal this week.
Prediction: Gremmies by 2, Jamie is nice, but not that nice.
Mathematics at Denim Demons
Prediction: Math by 1, Sam paid me off with tomato plants.
Tompkins Square Riots at Corlears Hookers
Prediction: Hookers by 1, they wonât be shut out twice in a row.
Poutine Machine at Instant Karma
Prediction: Poutine by 1, and letâs go eat a goddamn snack.
Fuzz at LBS, Inc.
2016 LBS are looking like the LBS of old.  Remember when Karsten and Ken were young pups scoring and fighting everywhere?  Well, Karsten is still here, scoring and not backing down.  Lately this classic BTSH franchise has been knocking off league villains left and right, Demons, Fresh Kills, Sky Fighters.  Whoâs up next on the block?  New League not-favorite, Fuzz!  Easier said than done, Alyssaâs been stealthily working her way up the rankings, while Rich remains firmly planted at the bottom.  Who the F is Miles H. you might ask? LBS, you should definitely be asking.
Prediction: LBS by 1, age before beauty.
Cobra Kai at Mega Touch
Iâm not sure if yâall noticed, but our old Commish has returned, and from the looks of it, age hasnât slowed him down at all (l believe Larry taught him this trick). Â Of course Cobra Kai doesnât know who he is, because they donât even know that we have a Commish or an end of season party (seriously guys, FREE PIZZA). Â However, Liam offers the ladies free beer, who can turn that down?
Prediction: CK by 2, Megaâs Cinderella story comes to an end this week.
Fresh Kills at Sky Fighters
Prediction: FK by 2, Smile less?