Good Thing Stork Has Those Long Legs

Filthy and The Rehabs Have a Long, Strange Journey From Moffo to Corlears
Due to a postponed game, Filthy Gorgeous and the Rehabs had double duty on Sunday. In addition to having to make up their game against each other at Moffo, each had to play a second game at Corlears. The results for both teams were mixed. Although Filthy kicked off the day with an impressive shootout victory over the surging Rehabs, they could only muster a tie against LBS. On the other hand, the Rehabs rebounded from the heartbreaking loss to Filthy with a convincing win over the feisty Cobra Kai. Although neither team managed to sweep the day, both added three points in the standings, keeping them high in the upper tier of BTSH.

Bob W’s Lunch Order
provolone, lettuce, pickles, hot peppers, and mustard on a roll (no tomatoes) and a tomato V8 (not the “fruity drink from last time”)

Video of Tricycle Race Finish Posted!
Yes! Someone actually filmed the race from the right angle and didn’t turn away at the very end! Here is a conclusive view of the photo finish of the First (Potentially) Annual BTSH Tricycle Race.

Know Your Neighbors

Name: Arthur Revechkis
Team: Mighty Squirrels
Nickname: Lil Weezy
Rejected Nicknames: Artie, Bingo, Nate Dogg
Origin: The swamps of New Jersey
College: University of Rochester
Early Aspirations: To get the hell out of New Jersey
Hero: Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg
Reason to Love Him: He looks good in Earth tones.
Reason to Hate Him: He cheats on his taxes.
Fast Fact: His favorite day of the week is Thursday.
Favorite Things: Thursday, his Detroit Tigers hat, Jason “Cheek” Cheek
Favorite Foods: Vegetable Lasagna, tots
Best Known For: His wispy, porn-inspired moustache
Hockey Comparison: Ryan Hollweg
Non-Hockey Comparison: Jake Plummer
Things the Media Will Continue to Overhype about Him:  The fact that his nickname is Lil Weezy…and he has no clue why
Down the Road: The media discover that Arthur is not actually from New Jersey.  Rachel immediately trades him for someone who is.

Captains’ Commendations

Bad Touch: Greg Kellerman, “because he’s just awesome”.
Dark Rainbows: “Come up with something creative for Trevor [“White Jesus” Tyrrell].” – Sean Reynolds.  Trevor injured his shoulder, but still recorded his third consecutive shutout.
Filthy Gorgeous (1): “Liza Watts was in there pounding.” – Monica Russo
Filthy Gorgeous (2): Dan Owens faced his third shootout in a row.
Fresh Kills: Amy Jones played her first game ever at forward.
Gouging Anklebiters: “Just give it to the whole fuckin’ team.” – Phil “Sandy” Donohue, said with a smirk and a very Mr. Miyagi-like nod
Happy Little Elves: Rob “Gnarls” Nitschke made the emergency appearance as goaltender.
LBS: “The ladies, as usual, stepped up.  Ali [Chenitz] was a rock, Karen [Erickson] was amazing, and Seth [Wachtell] was a wall.” – Sascha Puritz
Mexican Standoff: Haanwa Chau and Randy Locklair had an amazing barbeque Saturday night, which included some of the Mighty Squirrels.
Mighty Squirrels: Rob Gorden was awesome in goal, holding Mexican Standoff scoreless in the shootout.
Mathematics: “Chris Shumaker [of Sky Fighters] gave me a ride from Corlears to Moffo before my game.” – Captain Derek
Rehabs (1): Anthony Romeo had 36 saves and gives kisses to Joseph Pereira.
Rehabs (2): “John Gazley is the Stevie Wonder to our Motown.” – Bryan “Stork” Welch
Sky Fighters: Samantha Lee had her stick on the ball when Rich McConnell scored his goal.  Credit went to Rich, but she really deserves half credit.
Tuques: “Give it to Dave [Ladanyi] for sparing us the joy of playing hockey on a nice June day.  You can quote me on that.” – Minkus