The Mathematics Already Have Buyer’s Remorse

Rehabs 3, What The Puck 2
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (3), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (1), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (1)
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2 (7)
Game Notes: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez scored his first goal of the season, which captain Bryan “Stork” Welch thought was noteworthy.

Corlears Hookers 10, Mexican Standoff 0
Corlears Hookers: Elizabeth Lewis 3 (4), Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 2 (2), Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (6), Jason Eitel (4), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (3), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (3), Josh Sadlier-Brown (2)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (1)

Filthy Gorgeous 5, Denim Demons 4 (OT-SO)
Filthy Gorgeous: Jean Herbert 2 (2), Joseph Pereira (4), Fran Graziano (2)
Denim Demons: Micael Holmstrom 2 (5), Jeff Kamen (3), Zack Tinkelman (2)
Shootout: Filthy Gorgeous wins, 2-0.  Successful attempts by James Pereira and Suvin “The Guru” Malik.

Dark Rainbows 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds 2 (5), John Nielsen (8), Jesse Jewels (2)
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (3)

Tuques 5, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Tuques: Bill Monahan 3 (5), Peter Wilson 2 (6)
Gouging Anklebiters: Phil “Sandy” Donohue (3), Peter “Geech” Prohaska (3), Nick Gardella (2)
Game Notes: Bill Monahan’s hat trick was a natural hat trick.

Cobra Kai 12, Bad Touch 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano Bratta 2 (11), Dave Cicirelli 2 (2), Brian Quiban 2 (2), Enayet “Retail” Rasul 2 (2), Greg “Lysol” Altman (2), Susannah Pasquantonio (2), Laurie Chakel (1), Julie Kim (1)
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin (6), Kelly LeVasseur (1)

LBS 4, Mathematics 1
LBS: Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett 2 (3), Alex Simon (1), Sam Anthony (1)
Mathematics: Andy Levine (3)
Game Notes: The Mathematics and Denim Demons have agreed in principal on a deal that would send “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau to the Mathematics in exchange for one orange-flavored Little Hugs beverage (pending a physical).

Fresh Kills 4, Unicorns 1
Fresh Kills: Eugene Rha 2 (2), Joe Tamburo (1), Mike Sokolyansky (1)
Unicorns: Courtney (1)

Mighty Squirrels 3, Sky Fighters 0
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (6), Mike Mincieli (3), Jesse Kalb (2)
Shutout: Tommy Mayoros (2)

Delts 2, Tris 1 (Women’s All-Star Game)
Game Notes: Gabby Carson (Denim Demons) scored the game-winning goal late in the second half.