Week 6 Preview: Part II
So its my birthday weekend and instead of you giving a gift to me, I am going to give a gift to you, the BTSH Universe. Elly is going to write a preview on how he thinks I am perceiving this matchup, and I will do the same for him.
5 Thoughts, by Elly:
5 Thoughts, by Richie 1) “Guys…this Sunday is Rivalry Week! We’re playing Math, because they are our rivals. That’s how Rivalry Week works. Math beat us last year. Some guy named Derk scored in overtime, because some guy named Elly screened our goalie…
2) This weekend is also my birthday weekend. Shaun deLacy has not wished me a ‘Happy birthday!’ yet. Neither has Gil’s son. Or Gil’s son’s dad. Don’t they know it’s my birthday weekend this weekend? They’re all getting benched to start the game. I will start instead…
3) Any girl on our team who scores a goal against Math on Sunday gets a dollar. If Derk or Elly are on the court when the goal is scored, I’ll add another dollar. That’s fair…
4) However, if I give you a dollar, you have to play me in Skeetball at Ace Bar after the game. And I will win. Because I never lose to a girl in Skeetball. Or arm wrestling…
5) Derk, Elly, that’s not what I sound like. I sound like this. Derk, Elly…”
[Derek’s Note: There’s no way Richie wrote that, because I’m pretty sure he’s never spelled “deLacy” correctly in his life.]
Other Games:
Gouging Anklebiters at Sky Fighters
Eli’s Pick:
Why are two teams that have not faced off against each other since 2011 playing on Rivalry Week? Oh look! They are in the same division! Anklebiters take leg one, 3-2.
Derek’s Pick:
The Sky Fighters have to win eventually, so I’ll take them in the upset: 4-3.
Rich’s Pick: Pride cometh before the fall. Stein transforms into his old self and wins the battle of the, “Former Best Goalies in BTSH” 2-1.
Filthy Gorgeous at What The Puck
Both teams had a rough start to the season but Filthy has clearly rebounded as they’ve crushed LBS, Inc. and beat Gut Rot. Meanwhile, WTP has a new youth movement led by their captain Emily. Their goalie, Jordan (Big Yellow) should keep them in this game.
What The Puck keeps it close, but Filthy prevails in the end, 3-2.
Derek’s Pick:
So much depends on whether the Suvin-Pereira combo actually shows up. I’ll assume they do and go with Filthy 5-1.
Rich’s Pick: Filthy’s been too hot. 4-2 for the boys in blue. And Jordan (Big Yellow) wishes he looked like that.
Dark Rainbows at Gremlins (written by Elly)
It’s leg two of the no longer prestigious (yet still imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup! But unfortunately for the Gremlins, all they can do is play the role of spoiler, as their regulation loss to the Elves in Week 3 eliminated them from Cup contention. The Rainbows, on the other hand, can still win the Cup, but need to avoid a regulation loss in order to have a chance to wrest the Cup away from the Elves in their week 7 matchup. Spoiler alert! The Gremlins take down the Rainbows, 3-1, allowing the Elves to keep the Cup for another year.
Derek’s Pick:
With the Gremlins already out of FTC contention, the Rainbows clearly have more play for. 3-2 for the dudes in Pink.
Rich’s Pick: Gremmies 3, Rainbows 1. I want to win the FTC on my birthday dammit!