The Rainbows Have a Better House Than Standoff Does

Dark Rainbows 8, Mexican Standoff 0
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen 2, Yui Lewis “And the News”, Jonathan Rudd, Jennie Brown, Lindsey Foehrenbach, Brad Thomason, P.T. Walkley
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell
Game Notes: Yui Lewis? How did we miss this one for a nickname?!

Rehabs 6, Happy Little Elves 0
Rehabs: Sal Malguarnera 2, Lateef Nurmohamed 2, Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman, “Con” Ed Lau
Shutout: Anthony Romeo

What The Puck 6, Unicorns 2
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2, Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2, Michelle Doucet, Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer
Unicorns: Nelson, Jesse
Game Notes: Unicorns goalie Craig (“Ug”) arrived ten minutes into the game, because Rachel “A-Korn” Greene told him his game was at 4:00, not 3:00.

Denim Demons 4, Mathematics 3
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2, Pete Matlin, Adam “Legen(d) Killer” Rubens
Mathematics: Andy Pratt, Jeffrey Contray, Derek Tagliarino

LBS 2, Tuques 1
LBS: Karsten Pichon, Jason Bogdaneris
Tuques: Peter Wilson

Corlears Hookers 4, Fresh Kills 0
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka, Brendan “Dutch” Kearney, Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, Libby Lewis
Shutout: Chris Beauvois
Game Notes: Congratulations to Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, whose wife gave birth earlier in the week. The newborn has been named “Dutch’s Niece”.  She is already being fitted for a purple jersey, but until that arrives, she will borrow Al’s.

Cobra Kai 4, Sky Fighters 0
Cobra Kai: Adriano Bratta 2, Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito, Susannah Pasquantonio
Shutout: Paul “P.J.” Lopez

Mighty Squirrels 4, Bad Touch 3
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis 2, Mike Mincieli 2
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin, Amy Krawcyzk, Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer
Game Notes: The Mighty Squirrels scored the game-winning goal with forty seconds remaining in regulation. Tim “(S)crappy” Gray did not play due to an apparent–though unsurprising–back injury.

Filthy Gorgeous 5, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira 2, Joe Pereira, Chris Baker, Fran Graziano
Gouging Anklebiters: Shannon Voto, Peter “Geech” Prohaska