Week 5 – Game Previews, Part 1
LBS at What the Puck
1:00 pm, East Court
by Eli “Give Me Five Bees for a Quarter” Kazin
Back when Derek and I ran the website, a time Dave Ladanyi refers to as the Golden Age of BTSH editorial content, we assigned a watchability rating to each game.
If you aren’t familiar with the watchability rating, or don’t recall it all that well, just go ask Eric Devlin about it. He was probably the biggest fan of this system that the BTSH universe was overwhelmingly clamoring for, which ranked games on a scale of 1 (not watchable at all) to 5 (can’t miss). If the watchability scale was still used, this game would get a rating of 5 Limonics, Wachtells, Capotostas, Vrooms, Starks, Malguarneras, or the pluralized last name of any other player we might want to give a token mention. Of course, that player’s last name couldn’t end in an “S”, as that made pluralization quite difficult. Sometimes, we’d even throw in the pluralized version of a nickname, like Mad Dogs or Alpha Males, as a minor deviation from the norm. Man, I’m getting nostalgic for the old watchability scale.
But back to the point…this game is going to be good. I’m giving it to the defending champs in a taut defensive battle.
LBS, Inc. 2, What The Puck 1.
Cobra Kai at Filthy Gorgeous
2:00 pm, East Court
by Rich “Brad Paisley” Glanzer
Butchers at Gut Rot
3:00 pm, West Court
In their first year the Butchers were seen as “Gut RotGetting Serious”. They’d still represent at the bar but they were all business on the court and even somewhat douchey. The recruitment of agitators like Arnold and Georgine only served to cement that reputation. But fast forward a couple of years and the Butchers have grown to resemble their progenitors. Double B, Creamy and Co. seem more concerned about perfecting their ZZ Top tribute band than putting up “W”s these days. Meanwhile, inspired by not finishing last in the league in 2012, a fired up Gut Rot squad has been playing hard, kicking ass and taking names. Tommy is a scoring force, Worky is sporting a Mark Messier half-tough/half-crazy glare at the start of every game and even Mary is throwing gang signs on the sidelines.
BTSH experts predict it’s only a matter of time before these two teams merge to form a street hockey behemoth that’s part Jimmy Buffett/part Matt Cooke. In the meantime, look for a close match here. The deciding factor will probably be the previous day’s Charity Tournament. If Rachel Green holds true to form and uses multiple rounds of shots to assist with her fundraising efforts, GR may just have an edge here.
Tompkins Square Riots at Gremlins
4:30 pm, West Court
As last week’s writeup showed, the Gremlins are still an unknown force to many in the league. But the veteran core of Ryan, Mark, Caitlin, and Iannis makes them competitive every game. Meanwhile, the Riots have solved the attendance problems that have plagued them in year’s past and are giving teams like the Hookers a run for their money. With Blohme, Frenette and new addition Laura providing some spark on offense, expect TSR to be receiving a lot more press as the season continues.
We’re big fans of Luke’s Leathernecks but we have to give the edge on this one to Amy’s Army.
Riots 3, Gremlins 2.
PS: Somebody watch this game!!
Mathematics at Mega Touch
5:30 pm, West Court
by Monica “Moneyball” Russo