Rehabs 2, Gut Rot 2 (OT-SO)
Rehabs goals by Bryan Welch & Jeff N. Gut Rot goals by Tom & Scott

The Rotters earn their first point of the season after a scoreless shootout.

What the Puck 2, Dark Rainbows 1
WTP goals by Tom McDonald and Adam Skuse. Dark Rainbows goal by John Nielsen.

WTP refuses to acknowledge that Adams goal scoring cheer “‘Skuse Me” might be slightly racist.

Gouging Anklebiters 4, Filthy Gorgeous 1
Biters goals by Alex Owen (2) & Joe Polowczuk (2). Filthy goal by unknown.

Joe. P breaks out of his scoring slump against a short-benched FG team.

Fresh Kills 4, Mega Touch 1
Kills goals by Ariel Imas (3) & Dave Sokol. Mega Touch goal by Eric Devlin.

A natural hatty for Ariel Imas. Who does he think he is? Georgine?

LBS. 3, Mathematics 2
LBS. goals by Karsten Pichon  & Ken Poulin (2). Math goals by Eli Kazin & Sam Norris.

Math lose but Eli’s scoring streak continues. MVP! MVP!

Corlears Hookers 2, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Hookers goals by Gavin Kearny & John Wolff. TSR goal by Fredrik Lund-Hansen.

The Purple People Eaters squeak out a victory against a surprisingly tough Riots squad.

Butchers 2, Gremlins 0
Butchers goals by ben Bloom & Gary Cohen. Shutout by Eric Ramirez.

Ramirez was the only goalie to keep a clean sheet this week.

Denim Demons 2, La Famiglia 1
Demons goals by Jeff Kamen (2). La Famiglia goal by Eric Fortin.

Maybe the Hookers should triple-team Jeff Kamen?

Happy Little Elves 3, Poutine Machine 1
Elves goals by Gil Valdez (3). Poutine goal by Farouk Talakshi.

Gil records a natural hatty too. Glanzer looking to duplicate Mat’s “Norris strategy” by recruiting more Valdezes.

Skyfighters 3, Cobra Kai 1
Skyfighters goals by Robert Kucera, Yehuda Bloom and Olivier Brassard. Cobra Kai goal by Ian Kwok.

Brassard now being referred to as “the Skyfighters Jeff Kamen”.