Week 2ās Three Stars
When historians talk of BTSH, Week 2 of the 2014 season will certainly be remembered. Heroes were aplenty, but only 3 shall be named. In short…there were too many heroes.
Even a girl may get a star this week. No promises though.
*** Noelle
Noelle has never looked better.
Noelle, Denis (Tuques) and Alex (Anklebiters) got hat tricks, but only one will get a star. So why does Noelle get one? Is it because she’s a girl?
Please…that’s so Sven.
Lets do a Play-Her interview!
Is it because it’s her first career hat trick, and the other two jerks get them bi-weekly? No. Its obviously because I have a picture of her with an Elves shirt. Lets move on.
** Tompkins Square Riots
Dead Peter Lang has a friend. (Scroll to bottom to see pic of Dead Peter Lang)
I never thought I would give a star to a team that lost, but man, the Riots earned it. Pundits who I really respect thought they were going to get killed against Fresh Kills. But they hung in and lost a close game, despite one of their players dying at halftime. We will miss you, Spencer. You were a good player and good ref. Jesus came back to life on Easter, hopefully you can too.
* Romeo
He…is Romeo.
Romeo back where he belongs. In the net for the Rehabs.
We will have a feature on Romeo’s $h0wT!m!nG and coming out of R3T!R3M3nT, but just know that with all the hype, Romeo lived up to it and got a big 3-2 victory in a game that according to $h0wT!m3…no one thought they could win. (Despite the fact that I predicted they would win and Elly predicted they would lose in OT).
Bottom line is…if somehow you haven’t seen Romeo’s big entrance, it was real, and it was spectacular.
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