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Sky Fighters 5, Unicorns 1
Sky Fighters: Robert Kucera 2 (4), David Cernan (6), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (6), Samantha Lee (4)
Unicorns: Ryan (4)

Denim Demons 4, Unicorns 2
Denim Demons: Zack Tinkelman 2 (9), Dave Shyu (3), Connie Chan (2)
Unicorns: Aaron (2), Iannis (1)
Game Notes: Tinkelman’s second goal of the game broke a 2-2 tie with 12 minutes remaining in regulation.

Dark Rainbows 11, Mighty Squirrels 1
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley 3 (18), Sean Reynolds 3 (12), John Nielsen (20), Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (12), Brad Thomason (3), Jesse Gerstein (2), Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo (1)
Mighty Squirrels: Carter Reich (6)

What The Puck 5, Mathematics 1
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (15), Tom MacDonald (14), Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr. (13), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (11)
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt (11)
Game Notes: What The Puck clinched the Woodsworth Division title with this win.

Filthy Gorgeous 7, Mega Touch 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 3 (17), “Gentleman” James Pereira 2 (20), Sunny Mehra (16), Joe Essock (3)
Mega Touch: Greg Kellerman (7)

Corlears Hookers 3, Fresh Kills 1
Corlears Hookers: Dan Biagioni 2 (5), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (12)
Fresh Kills: Alex Frenette (4)

Happy Little Elves 2, Rehabs 1
Happy Little Elves: Chris “Crush” O’Neill (12), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (8)
Rehabs: Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (7)

Tuques 2, Cobra Kai 1
Tuques: Dave Ladanyi (3), Alfred Liu (3)
Cobra Kai: Mark Talercio (2)

LBS, Inc. 3, Denim Demons 2
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon (29), Tom Capatosta (6), Karen Erickson (4)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (9), Brad Weiger (2)
Game Notes: Capatosta’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with 11 minutes remaining in regulation. This win secured the Schloeder Division title for LBS, Inc.

Gouging Anklebiters 4, Mexican Standoff 4 (OT-SO)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (12), Alex Derhohannesian (12), Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (2), Zach “Cryme Tyme” Weiner (1)
Mexican Standoff: Gary 2 (13), Ben (16), Haanwa (2)
Shootout: Tied 0-0.
Game Notes: Haanwa scored the tying goal with one second remaining in regulation. Weiner’s goal was the first of his BTSH career.

Happy Little Elves 7, What The Puck 1
Happy Little Elves: Chris “Crush” O’Neill 2 (14), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (9), Garrett Carrino (7), Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (7), Rich Glanzer (2), Gil Valdez (2)
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (16)

Denim Demons 4, Fresh Kills 2
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 3 (18), Mike Pereira (10)
Fresh Kills: Kevin “The Planet” Foster (5), Alex Frenette (5)
Game Notes: Kamen’s second goal of the game broke a 2-2 tie with 16 minutes remaining in regulation. With this victory, the Demons clinched the Rubens Division title and the Prince of Weyersberg Trophy (regular season championship).

Fresh Kills 1, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky (13)
Rehabs: Dave Fraser (9)
Shootout: Tied 1-1. Successful attempts by Ariel Imas (FK) and Adam Skuse (REH).
Game Notes: Fraser scored the tying goal with three seconds remaining in regulation.

Filthy Gorgeous 6, Tuques 1
Filthy Gorgeous: “Gentleman” James Pereira 2 (22), Sunny Mehra 2 (18), Suvin “The Guru” Malik (18), Matt Novick (3)
Tuques: Denis Miciletto (17)

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