Rehabs 5, Cobra Kai 0
Rehabs goals by Sena Ito (2), Jeff Nugent, Kevin Hurley, Showtime.  Shutout by Seannac Onwaye (unconfirmed)
We’d normally congratulate Sena on a multiple goal game but she mistook me for Rich Glanzer at the Season Opening Party. Expect bad press all year Sena.

Gouging Anklebiters 3, Butchers 1
Biters goals by Derho, Caroline Morrisey-Bickerton, Alex Owen.  Butchers goal by Dave Rogovich.
Anklebiters trivia – Derho is listed on their roster as “AA” which Phil swears stands for “Alternate Alternate Captain” and not a warning to the bartenders at ACE.

LBS, Inc. 3, Filthy Gorgeous 1
LBS goals by Karsten Pichon(2), Tommy Capotosta.  Filthy goal by Sunny Mehra.
Last year we managed to spell Karsten’s name over a dozen different ways. Sascha did not find this funny.

Denim Demons 5, Tompkins Square Riots 3
Demons goals by Jeff Kamen (4), Zack Tinkelman. Riots goals by Patrik Blohme (2) and Alex Frenette.
Note to other BTSH squads. You might want to double team Jeff Kamen.

Dark Rainbows 2, La Famiglia 0
Goals by Josh Wilson and Bryan Harris. Ariel Kipnis with the shutout.
Looks like the Rainbows are back.

What The Puck 5, Mega Touch 1
WTP goals by Skuse (2), Celine de Jeux, Tom Macdonald, Darrell Hartman. Mega goal by Alex Eben Meyer.
Celine de Jeux is our second favorite French Canadian name in BTSH this year. (#1? Guillame LeChasseur)

Happy Little Elves 6, Corlears Hookers 5 (OT)
Elves goals by Garrett (2) Carrino, Anthony Sigreti(2), Chris Tennekoon, Rob Walsh.  Corlears goals by Sam (2), Tiffany, Kevin.
Probably not the last time you’ll read about this game on the blog.

Mathematics 6, Gut Rot 4
Math goals by Andy Pratt(2), Zach Norris, Derek Tagliarino, Adam Langer, Liz Hirsch.  Gut Rot goals by Tom Caldwell (2), Mark, Larry.
Not sure where that puts Zach in the Norris family scoring race. And, yes, Eli is tracking it.

Fresh Kills 6, Gremlins 0
Goals by Ariel Imas(2), Alice Bertoni, Eugene Rha, Dave Soko, Justin Ross. Patrick Barch with the shutout.
 A rough day for the Mogwais.

Sky Fighters 1, Poutine Machine 0
Goal by Olivier Brassard. James Stein with the shutout.
Fighters celebrate, Poutine comisserates and the refs struggle to spell Brassard’s name (Seriously guys? Olyviay?). Just be glad Melanie Chmieloweic didn’t score.