All-Star Game Coming Soon!
On September 13, 2009 at 5:30 PM, the BTSH media will host the second annual East-West All-Star Classic. Once again, BTSH’s biggest and brightest stars from Queens, Brooklyn, and Long Island will comprise the East squad, while Manhattan, the Bronx, and New Jersey will fill out the West. Under this unique format, players will sacrifice their team allegiances in the name of regional pride.
In the inaugural East-West battle, Phil “Sandy” Donohue and Rachel “A-Korn” Greene coached the Western squad to a 4-1 victory over Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens and Monica Russo’s Eastern team. However, despite the competitive nature of the game, the Peaches Party Patrol kept the mood jovial with its usual assortment of food and beverages, which are once again expected this year. Sadly, due to prior commitments, Filthy Gorgeous’ Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon is not expected to participate in this season’s event.
Know Your Neighbor
Name: Georgine Paulin
Rejected Nicknames: The Alpha Female, Schmoopy, Gipple, Mom
Origin: The Midwest
College: Duquesne University of the Holy Spirit
Quote: “Hey kiddies!”
Early Aspirations: To be the placekicker for the Pittsburgh Steelers
First Job: Head pharmacist at Walgreens
Current Job: Real estate agent for Corcoran
Hero: Blake from Glengarry Glen Ross
Reason to Love Her: She brought Harmon Walsh into BTSH.
Reason to Hate Her: She doesn’t approve of your childlike shenanigans.
Fast Fact: Georgine once sold an apartment to former New York City mayor and People’s Court judge, Ed Koch.
Favorite Things: Amortization, pool parties, motorcycle rallies, Andy Warhol Museum
Least Favorite Things: Foreclosure, wearing socks with sandals, elaborate goal celebrations, public transportation
Best Known For: Her slow Midwestern drawl
Hockey Comparison: Cam Russell
Non-Hockey Comparison: Mother Goose
Things the Media Will Continue to Overhype about Her: She is the Mathematics’ team goon.
Down the Road: Georgine wins free tickets to a Huey Lewis and the News reunion concert from a radio promotion. She does not go.