Filthy Gorgeous Hardens Up For The Playoffs

 

Filthy Gorgeous 4, What The Puck 1
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira 3 (8), Ali Berkin (2)
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald (8)

Unicorns 4, Cobra Kai 2
Unicorns: Mark 2 (11), Chris (13), Sara (1)
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 2 (22)
Game Notes: Sara broke a 2-2 tie midway through the second half.

Sky Fighters 4, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper 2 (6), Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (14), Mark Bloom (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (6), Alex Owen (5), Mike Ross (1)

Tuques 1, Mighty Squirrels 0
Tuques: Peter Wilson (12)
Shutout: Minkus (2)

Corlears Hookers 4, Happy Little Elves 3 (OT-SO)
Corlears Hookers: Josh Sadlier-Brown 2 (8), Albert “Al” Huang (1)
Happy Little Elves: Garrett Carrino 3 (5)
Shootout: Corlears Hookers win 1-0. Successful attempt by Albert “Al” Huang.
Game Notes: Albert “Al” Huang put the Hookers up 3-2 with 50 seconds remaining in regulation, but Carrino tied the game five seconds later.

LBS, Inc. 3, Denim Demons 2
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (20)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (12), Steve Chernoski (3)

Sky Fighters 2, Corlears Hookers 0
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (7), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (4)
Shutout: James Stein (2)

Mathematics 7, Bad Touch 6
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt 3 (10), Andy Pratt (14), Derek Tagliarino (7), Jeff “The Hawk” Hawkins (4), Amy Anderla (1)
Bad Touch: Bill MacGregor 3 (5), Eric Devlin (12), Greg Kellerman (1), Meghan Peterson (1)

Tuques 5, Cobra Kai 4 (OT-SO)
Tuques: Peter Wilson 3 (15), David Ladanyi (2)
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (23), Ray “Domino” Chan (5), Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito (3), Ara “6-1-9!” Arnn (1)
Shootout: Tuques win 2-1. Successful attempts by Zoe Markwick (TUQ), Alfred Liu (TUQ), and Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (CK).
Game Notes: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta tied the game at four with just six seconds remaining in regulation.

Dark Rainbows 4, Rehabs 2
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen 2 (12), Jesse Jewels (6), Sean Reynolds (6)
Rehabs: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (9), Meredith Danberg-Ficarelli (3)

Mexican Standoff 4, Fresh Kills 2
Mexican Standoff: Ben Bloom 2 (4), Tommy Cho (4), Jefferson Hendricks (3)
Fresh Kills: Kevin “The Planet” Foster (4), Ariel Imas (4)
Game Notes: This was Mexican Standoff’s first victory against Fresh Kills, after losing their first nine matchups. 

Captains’ Commendations

Bad Touch: Rob “Gnarls” Nitschke of the Happy Little Elves filled in for starting goalie Michael Tuckman.
Cobra Kai (1): Christina “Mojito” Verigan and Erica Miller played the whole game.
Cobra Kai (2): Robert “Mungo” Gorden of the Mighty Squirrels performed his civic duty by filling in for regular goalie Paul “P.J.” Lopez.
Corlears Hookers: “We’re happy little Hookers because the whole team played the whole game and they all ran their little asses off.” – Peter “Purple Rain” Putka
Dark Rainbows: John Meyer played his first game in goal in almost two years.
Denim Demons: Noah Farkas was exceptionally strong in net and made numerous point blank saves.
Filthy Gorgeous: The “Harden The Fuck Up” bracelet went to Matt Novick.
Happy Little Elves: “I don’t care that he scored, I still think Garrett [Carrino] should be commended.” – Ben Chadwick
LBS, Inc.: “Sasha ‘Number One’ [Lehman] took a mudbath in the corner but still showed her whites.” – Sascha Puritz (Number Two)
Mathematics: Laura MacNeil is loud.
Mexican Standoff: The people who were not present have been kicked off the team.
Mighty Squirrels: Robert “Mungo” Gorden played like a superstar.
Rehabs: “I’ve got to commend Bob [“Olmec”] W[eyersberg] for his time and effort. Another successful BTSH season that would never have been possible without him.” – Bryan “Stork” Welch
Sky Fighters (1): Megan Sigesmund almost scored six goals.
Sky Fighters (2): James Stein waited until the last day of the season to pass Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker for the team lead in shutouts, with two.
Tuques (1): David Ladanyi played solid defense and kept the action in the Mighty Squirrels end.
Tuques (2): “Alfred [Liu] and Zoe [Markwick] scored beautiful shootout goals, which made me look smart.” – David Ladanyi