L Is For Larry

What The Puck 7, Dark Rainbows 2
What The Puck: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 2 (19), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2 (13), Tom MacDonald (11), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (9), Ollie Hartman (7)
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (15), Jon Rudd (2)
Game Notes: The Dark Rainbows played the entire game 4-on-5, as they only had one female in attendance. Additionally, they had only one male sub.

Fresh Kills 5, LBS, Inc. 3
Fresh Kills: Patrick Blohme 2 (2), Dave Sokolyansky (10), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (4), Ariel Imas (4)
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 2 (23), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (14)
Game Notes: Blohme’s second goal of the game broke a 2-2 tie with ten minutes remaining in regulation, giving Fresh Kills a lead the team never relinquished.

Rehabs 4, Mighty Squirrels 3
Rehabs: Dave Fraser 2 (6), Rob Blandi (4), “Con” Ed Lau (4)
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (11), Marty Gilbert (2), Mary Simmons (1)
Game Notes: Rehabs forward $howT!m3 was not allowed to play with his shirt off, as his skin color was deemed to be too close to the Mighty Squirrels’ primary color.

Denim Demons 2, Cobra Kai 0
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (5), Zack Tinkelman (5)
Shutout: Noah Farkas (1)
Game Notes: The Denim Demons celebrated “Demons Family Day,” as several of their relatives were in attendance as spectators.

Filthy Gorgeous 7, Happy Little Elves 3
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 2 (11), Sunny Mehra 2 (10), Dana Kravis 2 (5), Jon Rick (5)
Happy Little Elves: Rob “Smash” Muggeo (8), Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (6), Rob Bischoff (1)

Unicorns 3, Mathematics 1
Unicorns: Chris (12), Susannah (3), Mark (2)
Mathematics: Andy Pratt (8)

Corlears Hookers 6, Mexican Standoff 2
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 5 (21), Jonathan Bartlett (1)
Mexican Standoff: Gary 2 (9)

Sky Fighters 6, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Sky Fighters: David Cernan 2 (2), Greg Infanti (2), Stefan Danicich (1), Jon Forsythe (1), Samantha Lee (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (9)

Tuques 6, Mega Touch 2
Tuques: Shafiq Perry 3 (10), Denis Miciletto 2 (12), Alfred Liu (2)
Mega Touch: Bill MacGregor (4), Andy Robertson (1)

Sky Fighters 8, Corlears Hookers 3
Sky Fighters: David Cernan 2 (4), Greg Infanti 2 (4), Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (15), Dan Hopper (2), Robert Kucera (2), Samantha Lee (2)
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (8), Josh Sadlier-Brown (5), Jonathan Bartlett (2)

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