*scores/typos of the week
theme: rumless coke. d’oh.
pfr added lime to mso, 5-4
filthy floated wtp, 2-1
habs mixed pop rocks with lbs, 2-1
math decaffienated demons, 4-2
tuques made nothing and tonics for msq, 4-1
biters remembered ok soda to unicorns, 4-3
rainbows longed to get drunk with bad touch, 8-0
kills snorted motion, 4-2

*week 15 faq
-is the season break coming up? doesn’t that mean a party? and an all star-game?
but of course. the all-star game on 8/6 is being organized by brian “class action lawsuit” barrett of pfr and is already in the works, and the mid-season party is going to be a rockaway beach bbq/seaside scrimmage/maybe amy&greg party on saturday, 8/5, the day before the all-star game. bobw is organizing and will have details soon.

*next week
8/5/06
ROCKAWAY BEACH
2:00* PM Midseason Party
bbq/seaside scrimmage/maybe amy&greg party that bobw is organizing– details soon

WEEK 16: 8/6/06 – BBQ DAY / LAST SUNDAY BEFORE AUGUST BREAK!
WEEK 15: 7/30/06
CORLEARS
3:00 PM Mexican Standoff vs. Pork Fried Rice
3:00 PM What The Puck vs. Filthy Gorgeous
4:00 PM LBS vs. Rehabs
4:00 PM Mathematics vs. Denim Demons
5:00 PM Mighty Squirrels vs. The Tuques
5:00 PM Unicorns vs. Gouging Anklebiters
6:00 PM All-Star Game
MOFFO
3:30 PM Bad Touch vs. Dark Rainbows
4:30 PM Fresh Kills vs. Henry Motion

*so there’s going to be a post-game wrestling match on sunday.
like i could make this up. from hector unis (excuse all the caps, i’m too lazy to fix it):
L.E.S.W.F VS. B.T.S.H HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN
representing l.e.s.w.f is the Hardcore champion John Body VERSUS b.t.s.h/unicorns Hector “showtime” melendez

INFORMATION:
Corlears Park (JACKSON / CHERRY ST)
EXPECTED TIME TO START 7PM.
* give or atke because of the B.S.T.H allstar game
try to arrive by 6:30 – 6:45pm..
* im asking for everyone to donate atleast $5.oo because for this event the l.e.s.w.f champion is coming from florida
*BRING A WEAPON THAT ISNT SHARP OR TOO LARGE AND WE WILL USE IT DURING THE MATCH
*LETS MAKE THIS FUN,MAKE/CREATE A LARGE SIGN….THEIR WILL BE PICTURES AND VIDEO TAPE TAKEN OF THE EVENT….IF U WOULD LIKE A COPIES SENT VIA EMAIL THEN LET ME KNOW.
*I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BE MY MANAGER( FEMALE ) LET ME KNOW IF UR INTERESTED AND I WILL REPLY BACK IF YOU ARE ACCEPTED.

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT, AND CHECK YOUR EMAILS DAILY FOR ANY NEWS FROM MYSELF AND L.E.S.W.F AND B.T.S.H

HECTOR MELENDEZ
A.K.A
SHOWTIME

PS: SIGN IDEAS

1- WE LOVE SHOWTIME / I LOVE SHOWTIME
2- WILL U MARRY ME SHOWTIME
3- BE CREATIVE AND MAKE YOUR OWN….PLEASE MAKE SUM JOHN BODY SIGNS

*found
Found 2 lefty sticks in Mid June at Coliers. Last chance or I am giving them away. 1 Sher-wood 5030 and 1 Bauer Impact 100. please e-mail fgraziano at hotmail dot com

*kudos/gasface
kudos:
-sascha, for also having a birthday
sorry you missed the listing/your calling as a goalie. but happy birthday to all sunday partiers, goalie or no.
-anonymous net help
bob is ever so happy.
-funtime name changes
henry motion is now cobra kai? was goonies really taken?

gasface:
-aforementioned rumless coke.
hey, i’m a lifelong dc drinker with the ulcers to prove it, but have we learned nothing from new coke? or captain morgan?
-more ref abuse
i will blame this on the heat, especially since it can’t be blamed on rum. what the hell is wrong with you people? rule 15, dicks. look it up.
-brian barrett. i don’t even know where to begin.
first, he was the king of b’romance, feeling up his manfriends at the johnsons (after a pbr or eight). now i hear that yesterday he was an equal opportunity groper, grabbing at body parts willy nilly. the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, brian. actually, that’s the second step after letting go of lindsay’s ass. serious party foul.

*lessy’s poetry corner
it’s back! every sunday, jeff lesser of fresh kills writes me a much-appreciated wrap-up of the day’s events. i have decided, with his permission, to share the highlights with everyone as long-form poetry (which doesn’t involve having to adjust the original format one bit).

For those lovely ladies who may be looking for love, The single men of Fresh Kills would like to invite you over to join us for a drink at the courts on Sunday. We are all very nice and thoughtful and educated and employed.
We dont discriminate regarding height, weight, race, drugs or disease, well, maybe disease…
I am the good looking gentleman, #25…
-j. lesser

*listings
-from rob msq:
It’s Rob’s, the goalie for the Mighty Squirrels, Birthday. So, he’s doing a
show at the Parkside Lounge!
Come on by!

The Rob and Mark Show (Rob Gorden and Mark Douglas)
www.myspace.com/therobandmarkshow
Present
Rob’s Birthday Show!
Friday August 4th
8PM
At
The Parkside Lounge
317 East Houston Street (Btwn B & C)
$5
Special Guests Nick Stevens (ESPN) and Dan Allen (Comedy Central)
Hope to see you!

-from ski motion:
I need a 1BR or studio apartment that allows pets ASAP. Looking to spend no
more than $1200.

-from chris filthy-g
say no to cracks! to get the cracks fixed at Corlears, the parks department recommends calling 311 and opening as many complaints as possible; mentioning that the cracks make the courts dangerous to play on will behoove the city to fix them in no time! here’s what you do, and you can do it all anonymously:

call 311, and say you want to open a complaint about the ball park inside Corlears Hook Park, located on Jackson bet. Cherry/FDR; that there are big cracks (6-8in wide) in the courts that “make them dangerous to play on”. they’ll give you a case number which you can call back with after 14 days to hear the decision.

sb