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Poutine Machine 2, Rehabs 1 (OT)
Poutine Machine: Vincent Tracy (6), Kevin MacDonald (5)
Rehabs: Mike Nagin (5)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown
Game Notes: Tracy scored the game-winning goal in overtime.

Fresh Kills 3, LBS, Inc. 1
Fresh Kills: Scott Lee (6), Alice Bertoni (2), Eugene Rha (2)
LBS, Inc: Lawrence Goldstein (9)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch

Sky Fighters 3, What The Puck 1
Sky Fighters: Robert Kucera (5), Brian Allen (3), Greg Infanti (3)
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters (3)
Goalie Win: James Stein

Filthy Gorgeous 4, Cobra Kai 3 (OT-SO)
Filthy Gorgeous: “Gentleman” James Pereira 2 (10), Matthew Workman (3)
Cobra Kai: Marc Beland 2 (6), Mark Talercio (4)
Shootout: Filthy Gorgeous wins 1-0. Successful attempt by Workman.
Goalie Win: Dan “D.O.” Owens
Games Notes: Pereira scored the game-tying goal with two minutes remaining in regulation.

Gut Rot 3, Tompkins Square Riots 2 (OT)
Gut Rot: Tom 2 (10), Mark (5)
Tompkins Square Riots: Alexandre Frenette (4), Shane-o DeBlasio (2)
Goalie Win: Bill
Game Notes: Tom tied the game with two seconds remaining in regulation and scored the game-winner about three minutes into overtime.  He also assisted on Mark’s goal.

La Famiglia 4, Mega Touch 2
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (19), Shafiq “Off Black” Perry (12), Haanwa Chau (1), Brian Ferry (1)
Mega Touch: Molly Brown (1), Julie Katz (1)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe
Game Notes: Tuques beat reporter Rich Glanzer correctly predicted that Katz would score her first career goal in his game preview.

Dark Rainbows 4, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (5), P.T. Walkley (5), Josh Wilson (5), Sean Reynolds (3)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (5)
Goalie Win: John Meyer

Unicorns 5, Butchers 2
Unicorns: Krish (3), Rod (3), John (2), Ryan (2), Courtney (1)
Butchers: “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis (11), Arnold Sanchez (2)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe

Mathematics 3, Corlears Hookers 0
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 2 (4), Lilly Preston (3)
Shutout: Bill (on loan from Gut Rot)

Happy Little Elves 8, Denim Demons 4
Happy Little Elves: Ryan Nakahara 2 (12), Gil Valdes 2 (8), “The Chairman” Ben Chadwick 2 (3), Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair (7), Courtney McBride (1)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2 (9), Mike Pereira (2), Brad Weiger (1)
Goalie Win: Shaun deLacy