*scores/typos of the week
theme:  bats.  cuz there’s one in my house.  now.
demons circled tuques, 9-4
habs hung from rainbows, 6-4
lbs deflected swats from squirrels, 2-0
biters ate bugs and gorgeous, 3-0
killers gave rabies to bad touch, 10-1
unis were blind to math, 3-2
pfr are covered in aids and mso, 13-3
wtp scared the living shit out of henry motion, 8-1

*week 12 faq
-are bats really covered in aids?
yes.  they can also kill you by glancing at you with their blind little eyes, and a scratch from a bat talon is ten times more deadly than a bite from a recluse spider, and their teeth are made from solid ebola virus.
also i hate bats.

*next week
WEEK 13:  7/16/06
CORLEARS
3:00 PM    Pork Fried Rice vs. Filthy Gorgeous
3:00 PM    What The Puck vs. Rehabs
4:00 PM    Denim Demons vs. Henry Motion
4:00 PM    Fresh Kills vs. Unicorns
5:00 PM    The Tuques vs. Bad Touch
5:00 PM    Mexican Standoff vs. Mathematics
MOFFO
3:30 PM    Dark Rainbows vs. Gouging Anklebiters
4:30 PM    Mighty Squirrels vs. LBS

*kudos/gasface
kudos:
-to the anonymous soul who broke down a net without being asked.
you are so not going to hell.
-molly’s mini tv
when headbutts to the chest are that small, they’re actually kinda cute.
-johnny knoxville in the bar on sunday?
ew!  just when you thought the johnsons ick-factor couldn’t get any higher.

gasface:
-france
to use the parlance of the interweb– clowned.

*lessy’s poetry corner
every sunday, jeff lesser of fresh kills writes me a much-appreciated wrap-up of the day’s events.  i have decided, with his permission, to share the highlights with everyone as long-form poetry (which doesn’t involve having to adjust the original format one bit).

this week’s poem is entitled:  in praise of the unicorns.

At the same time as our game, the Unicorns wre busy squeaking out a big victory over Mathematics.
After years of being one of the model franchises in BTSH, The Unicorns certainly look like real championship contenders in 2006.
They have a fully loaded roster, seems like they have 100 players each week.
They have skilled forwards and defenders, their female contingent is active and aggresive.
They play with tons of heart and enthusiasm.
Although the goaltender has some emotional issues, The Unicorns are going to be a team to be reckoned with in late October!

-jeff lesser

*listings
-from showtime unis:
the weekend of the btsh allstar game.  myself and maybe 1 or more people are gonna host the 1st ever B.T.S.H VS. L.E.S.W.F (LOWER EAST SIDE WRESTLING FEDERATION).  the match will take place after the all-star game…10 min or so for each of the 2 out of 3 matches………

SHOWTIME VS. L.E.S.W.F  HARDCORE CHAMPION JOHN BODY
for the l.e.s.w.f. hardcore title

the champion is flying in from florida for the event so i wanna hook him up with something.
i was thinking that people can donate money to give him for his flying in from florida.
contact LOWADECKFYNEST at YAHOO dot COM

-from a lady named emily roth:
I am Emily Roth of Piranha Productions, we are currently producing a
sports blooper show that will begin airing September this year on NBC
and other affiliates.  We are looking for Street Hockey bloopers
and amazing hits, or just crazy stuff.  If you have anything, write me at
efroth at gmail dot com

-from me:
Saturday July 22nd
1:30pm “doors”
2 > 6 show
Free admission

East River Music Project
in cooperation with NYC Parks & Recreation
presents

DRAGONS OF ZYNTH
TAIKO MASALA
HOME
JONATHAN KANE’S FEBRUARY

East River Park Amphitheatre NYC
just south of the Williamsburg Bridge on the Manhattan side
subway: F or JMZ to Essex / Delancey
an aerial view:  http://tinyurl.com/95jmh

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