Meet Adam Rubens’ Newest Acquisition

Filthy Gorgeous 2, Gut Rot 1 (OT)
Filthy Gorgeous: “Gentleman” James Pereira (9), Sunny Mehra (8)
Gut Rot: Jefferson (3)
Goalie Win: Chelsea (On loan from another league)

Gouging Anklebiters 3, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk 2 (8), Alex Derhohannesian (3)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (5) [3rd shutout]

LBS, Inc. 5, La Famiglia 1
LBS, Inc.: Jason Bogdaneris (6), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (4), Tommy Capatosta (3), Karsten Pichon (3), Karen Erickson (1)
La Famiglia: Shafiq “Off Black” Perry (5)
Goalie Win: Seth Wachtell (7)

Butchers 5, Cobra Kai 0
Butchers: Gary Cohen 2 (5), Ben Bloom (6), Arnold Sanchez (3), Beth Bruder (1)
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (6) [2nd shutout]

Dark Rainbows 2, Poutine Machine 1 (OT)
Dark Rainbows: Bryan Harris (5), John Neilsen (1)
Poutine Machine: Todd Martin (1)
Dark Rainbows: Ariel Kipnis (3)

Corlears Hookers 6, Gremlins 0
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni 2 (9), Jason Eitel 2 (9), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (3), Noelle Safar (2)
Goalie Win: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (8) [2nd shutout]

Mega Touch 4, Mathematics 1
Mega Touch: Harvey Jaswal 2 (5), Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (9), Joe Lops (2)
Mathematics: Zach Norris (8)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (3)

Fresh Kills 4, Denim Demons 1
Fresh Kills: Nick Hobbs (7), Ariel Imas (7), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (2), Scott Lee (2)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (2)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (6)

Happy Little Elves 3, What The Puck 1
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes (6), Ryan Nakahara (5), Ben “The Chairman” Chadwick (2)
What The Puck: Salvatore Malgaurnera, Jr. (4)
Goalie Win: Shaun deLacy (6)

Rehabs 3, Sky Fighters 3 (OT-SO)
Rehabs: Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman (2), Lateef Nurmohammed (2), Jeff Nugent (1)
Sky Fighters: Shaz Khan 2 (2), Bob W. (1)

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