The special video we promised …

Fresh Kills 3 Lbs. 1
Kills goals by Ariel Imas, Alice Bertoni, & Gabe Chenard-Poirier
LBs. goal by (who else?) Karsten Pichon

Empty netter from the Kills puts the icing on their reversal of last year’s championship match.

Mega Touch 0 Tompkins Square Riots 2
Riots goals by Frederik Lund-Hansen & Vanck Zhu. Dave Gil De Rubio with the shutout.

Dave G’s shutout helps the Riots to their first win of the season.

Denim Demons 4 Poutine Machine 1
Demons goals by Zack Tinkelman (2), Jeff Kamen, Brian Kubovcik
Poutine goal by Ashish Nagpal

Demons roll over the still winless Poutine Machine. Rumors flying that Captain/Coach Patrick Larsen was about to replace himself with John Tortorella until today’s Vancouver announcement.

What the Puck 2 Skyfighters 1
WTP goals by Michelle Doucet & Mike Woodsworth
Skyfighters goal by Dan Hopper

M&M help WTP win a close one. Hopper sends Martin Cjecka on another scouting mission to Czech.

Cobra Kai 1 Butchers 3
Butchers goals by Chris DiMotta (2), Aynsley Cohen
Cobra Kai goal by Joseph Weissgold (?)

Learn to fill out a scoresheet refs!! We’re not sure if the game result or goals are right on this one but we do know the Butchers won.

Gut Rot 0 Gouging Anklebiters 5
Anklebiters goals by Alex Derhohannesian (2), Phil Donohue (2) & Courtney Butler. Tim Brown (on loan from Poutine Machine) with the shutout

Anklebiters continue to roll despite half their team being out on maternity leave.

Gremlins 3 Filthy Gorgeous 3 (T-SO)
Gremlins goals by ???
Filthy goals by Suvin Malik (2), Suz 

Filthy bids farewell to Dan Owens & Caroline Currie with a tie against the Grems.

Rehabs 1 Corlears Hookers 3
Hookers goals by Sarah Newnam (2), Gavin Kearney
Rehabs goal by Sean Kirkham

The ‘Habs bring BTSH Hall of Famer Stacy kehoe out of retirement. But it’s not enough to stop the Hookers bulldozer.

Mathematics 4 Dark Rainbows 0
Math goals by Zach Norris (2), Sam Norris, Nick Tardiff. Showtime (on loan from some other team) with the shutout

Like Gretzky, Andy Pratt does not score in his last game before retirement. We blame the Norris family.

Happy Little Elves 5 La Famiglia 3
Elves goals by Luisa Mirarchi, Mike Pohlman (2), Boris (2)
La Famiglia goals by Denis Miceletto (3)

A natural hat trick by Miceletto is not enough against the Elves new Cold war strategy. Who is the mysterious Boris???