Seth Beat Poutine, And All He Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

LBS, Inc. 2, Poutine Machine 1 (OT-SO)
LBS, Inc.: Jason Bogdaneris (1)
Poutine Machine: Brodie St. John (2)
Goalie Win: Seth Wachtell
Shootout: LBS, Inc. wins 1-0.  Successful attempt by Sam Anthony.

Sky Fighters 2, Rehabs 1 (OT-SO)
Sky Fighters: Mark Bloom (2)
Rehabs: Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein
Shootout: Sky Fighers win 1-0.  Successful attempt by Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka.

Filthy Gorgeous 2, Fresh Kills 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik (6), Chris Mangan (3)
Fresh Kills: Scott Lee (4)
Goalie Win: Dan “D.O.” Owens
Game Notes: Lee dedicated his goal to Derek Tagliarino, who told Lee he should probably try to score.

La Famiglia 7, Tompkins Square Riots 4
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto 4 (13), Shafiq “Off Black” Perry 2 (10), Alfred Liu (2)
Tompkins Square Riots: Joe Fiore 2 (5), Craig Thompson 2 (3)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe

Corlears Hookers 5, Happy Little Elves 0
Corlears Hookers: Jock Paul 2 (2), Libby Lewis (2), Noelle “Slapshot” Safar (2), Jesse Scolaro (2)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (3)

Unicorns 5, Dark Rainbows 1
Unicorns: Joe Polowczuk (7), Chris (4), Caitlin (2), Cathy (1), Erin (1)
Dark Rainbows: Mike Dudolevitch (1)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe
Game Notes: The Dark Rainbows have officially been eliminated from contention for the prestigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup.

What The Puck 6, Denim Demons 2
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (9), Brock Bosacker 2 (3), Oliver Hartman (4), “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse (4)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (1), Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens (1)
Goalie Win: Peter Lang (on loan from Cobra Kai)

Butchers 1, Mega Touch 1 (OT-SO)
Butchers: “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis (5)
Mega Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (2)
Shootout: Tied 1-1.  Successful attempts by Revechkis (BUT) and Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (MT).

Mathematics 4, Gut Rot 2
Mathematics: Adam Langer (3), Sean “$howJu” McClain (2), Lilly Preston (2), Eli Kazin (1)
Gut Rot: Tom (6), Gilligan1 (3)
Goalie Win: Joe Boshko

Gouging Anklebiters 3, Cobra Kai 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (6), Mike Diverio (1), Annika (1)
Cobra Kai: Enayet “Retail” Rasul (1)
Goalie Win: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (on loan from Unicorns)
Game Notes: Diverio’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with nine minutes remaining in regulation.