Colors: maroon (primary), white (alternate)
Year Founded: 2010
BTSH Championships: none
Captain: The Riots have no captain. They are an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
2018 Stats
| Goals | Name | Pos | Sex | Nickname | Wins (Incl. OT/SO) | Goals Against | Games Started | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Alex L. | M | ||||||
| 4 | Margot S. | |||||||
| 3 | David F. | Also SO winner 6/10 vs CK | ||||||
| 2 | Christina R. | F | ||||||
| 2 | Joe F. | M | ||||||
| 2 | Kevin Z. | M | ||||||
| 1 | Sharif C. | M | ||||||
| Dave G.D.R. | G | M | 2 | 43 | 13 | Shutouts: 1 (for DD) | ||
| 0 | Laura M. | F | F | News Hour |
| Date | Opponent | Time/Score | Location |
|---|---|---|---|
| 25 Mar |  Gut Rot |
L 3-4 OT | WEST |
| 8 Apr |  Gouging Anklebiters |
L 1-7 | EAST |
| 15 Apr |  Dark Rainbows |
L 0-3 Game completed 06/03! | WEST |
| 22 Apr |  Poutine Machine |
L 0-3 | WEST |
| 29 Apr |  What the Puck |
L 1-4 | WEST |
| 6 May |  LBS, Inc. |
L 1-7 | EAST |
| 20 May |  Mega Touch |
L 1-2 | EAST |
| 3 Jun |  Sky Fighters |
L 0-4 | WEST |
| 10 Jun |  Cobra Kai |
W 3-2 OT/SO Huge Win!! | EAST |
| 24 Jun | Dark Rainbows |
W 6-1 | WEST |
| 8 Jul | Gut Rot |
L 0-4 | EAST |
| 15 Jul |  Filthier |
L 2-5 | WEST |
| 22 Jul | Mega Touch |
L 0-3 | EAST |
| 29 Jul |  Instant Karma |
L 1-4 | WEST |
| 5 Aug |  Denim Demons |
L 1-3 | WEST |
| 12 Aug |  Corlears Hookers |
L 0-8 | EAST |
| 19 Aug | What the Puck |
12:30 pm | EAST |
| 9 Sep |  Gremlins |
6:00 pm 7/1 heat fears | EAST |