Colors: maroon (primary), white (alternate)
Year Founded: 2010
BTSH Championships: none
Captain: The Riots have no captain. They are an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
2018 Stats
| Goals | Name | Pos | Sex | Nickname | Wins (Incl. OT/SO) | Goals Against | Games Started | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Joe F. | M | ||||||
| 1 | Christina R. | F | ||||||
| Dave G.D.R. | G | M | 0 | 10 | 2 | does not include 4/15 | ||
| 0 | Laura M. | F | F | News Hour |
| Date | Opponent | Time/Score | Location |
|---|---|---|---|
| 25 Mar |  Gut Rot |
L 3-4 OT | WEST |
| 8 Apr |  Gouging Anklebiters |
L 1-7 | EAST |
| 15 Apr |  Dark Rainbows |
5:30 pm rainout, TBA | WEST |
| 22 Apr |  Poutine Machine |
1:00 pm | WEST |
| 29 Apr |  What the Puck |
4:30 pm | WEST |
| 6 May |  LBS, Inc. |
1:00 pm | EAST |
| 20 May |  Mega Touch |
5:30 pm | EAST |
| 3 Jun |  Sky Fighters |
1:00 pm | WEST |
| 10 Jun |  Cobra Kai |
2:00 pm | EAST |
| 24 Jun | Dark Rainbows |
3:00 pm | WEST |
| 1 Jul |  Gremlins |
6:00 pm | EAST |
| 8 Jul | Gut Rot |
4:45 pm | EAST |
| 15 Jul |  Filthier |
4:45 pm | WEST |
| 22 Jul | Mega Touch |
3:30 pm | EAST |
| 29 Jul |  Instant Karma |
3:30 pm | WEST |
| 5 Aug |  Denim Demons |
2:15 pm | WEST |
| 12 Aug |  Corlears Hookers |
3:30 pm | EAST |
| 19 Aug | What the Puck |
12:30 pm | EAST |