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Three Stars!!!

Craig ponders who the three stars will be this week. The two goons behind him think it should be Alex from Fresh Kills and Brugger (New Trevor) from the Elves.

Craig ponders who the three stars will be this week. The two goons behind him think it should be Alex from Fresh Kills and Brugger (New Trevor) from the Elves.

Sorry General Zod's goons, we don't promote violence here in BTSH!

Sorry General Zod’s goons, we don’t promote violence here in BTSH!

*** Diane Johnston

But we apparently promote communists. Diane Johnston was the only person in the bar not chanting USA! USA! when America scored their two goals. She was rewarded when Mother Russia scored the tying goal with like 5 seconds left. Unlike the new BTSH rules, ties are apparently allowed in soccer.

But we apparently promote communists. Diane Johnston was the only person in the bar not chanting USA! USA! when America scored their two goals in the World Cup. She was openly rooting for our opponent.
She was rewarded when Mother Russia scored the tying goal with like 5 seconds left. Unlike the new BTSH rules, ties are apparently allowed in soccer.

** Sarah T.

No, I'm not giving it to this rock that defeated us all. I'm giving it to Sarah T. Doctors told her she may never play sports again, and she told the doctors to shove it.  Scored the game tying goal against Fresh Kills after Gabe's shot totally didn't go in (ahem/cough/cough).  That goal led the Elves to a 2-1 victory.  Now I await the angry email from Gil wondering why he didn't get a star since he assisted on Sarah's goal and scored the game winner. Old selfish prick.

No, I’m not giving it to this rock that defeated us all. I’m giving it to Sarah T. Doctors told her she may never play sports again, and she told the doctors to shove it.
Scored the game tying goal against Fresh Kills after Gabe’s shot totally didn’t go in (ahem/cough/cough).
That goal led the Elves to a 2-1 victory.
Now I await the angry email from Gil wondering why he didn’t get a star since he assisted on Sarah’s goal and scored the game winner. Old selfish prick. PS. Soko…you happy I mentioned Gabe’s shot that totally didn’t go in? (ahem/cough/cough)

* Cobra Kai

We really need new pictures of Cobra Kai...using these 1980s stock photos maybe funny one more time, but that's it.  What a friggin victory though. They didn't just beat the Hookers, they crushed them. They beat them so bad, that the Hookers didn't even go to Ace bar after. I mean they always go to Ace!  Anyways, great job Greg and the rest of CK. As I've been saying, you guys are for real.

We really need new pictures of Cobra Kai…using these 1980s stock photos maybe funny one more time, but that’s it.
What a friggin victory though. They didn’t just beat the Hookers, they crushed them. They beat them so bad, that the Hookers didn’t even go to Ace bar after. I mean they always go to Ace!
Anyways, great job Greg and the rest of CK. As I’ve been saying, you guys are for real. 

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