Three Stars ā Pride Weekend Edition (Week 10)
by Rachel G and Dana K
Third Star: Pride and balance restored
As we spend more and more time together on Sundays, things get a little incestuous. Any given Sunday, lining up across from you could be your ex, your future husband, your current wife, your co-worker or your high school buddy. When this team happens to be in your own division and you play twice a season, things heat up. This given Sunday in one of these frenemy type rivalries, balance was restored. Creamy can sleep easy that Diana only wears the pants on weekdays. Dana canāt really sleep easy, because she has bruises from Schuie all over her body. Jimmy earns the right to heckle his HS buddy, Probie, for another few months about Cranford and whatnot. This star goes out to those three, for restoring the balance in their relationship.
Second Star: Webster to the Rescue
I feel like itās kind of bad juju to beat the team dressed in rainbow tie-dye on pride weekend. Itās possible the sky-fighters were struggling with this moral conundrum(except Greg…obvi), all the way to the shoot out. Iām sure Caroline Webster was all torn up about it, but when the shootout came around, she decided if she was gonna do it, she was gonna do it right. To the crowdās delight, she roofed it top shelf. Itās possible the goalieās lack of rainbow jersey assuaged her guilt? Nobody will ever know. But itās a good thing she was there to bail-out the league leading goal scorer.
First Star: Mathās Pride
Most teams take a lot of pride in their matching outfits…err…uniforms. Math has continued to evolve over the years but really nailed it this week. Itās really hard to miss those rainbow tie-dyed tank tops, and their significance on pride. We really wanted to get a photo of Michelle, you know, gay woman wearing the rainbow on pride. But we couldnāt, so instead, you get James and his shorty shorts. Youāre welcome, gay men of BTSH.
Honorable Mentions:
Nadya from Mega:
Nadya has been in the league for nine years, and doesnāt often top the box scores. This week she scored a beauty helping push Mega past the rainbows. Congrats, Nad. You might have earned a star here, but thereās something shameful about beating the Rainbows on pride.
Liam from Cobra Kai:
Enough already! We get it, you are good at hockey. Iām sure your team appreciated you scoring all the goals. Even the OT ones.