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Three Stars ā€“ Pride Weekend Edition (Week 10)

by Rachel G and Dana K

Third Star: Pride and balance restored

As we spend more and more time together on Sundays, things get a little incestuous. Any given Sunday, lining up across from you could be your ex, your future husband, your current wife, your co-worker or your high school buddy. When this team happens to be in your own division and you play twice a season, things heat up. This given Sunday in one of these frenemy type rivalries, balance was restored. Creamy can sleep easy that Diana only wears the pants on weekdays. Dana canā€™t really sleep easy, because she has bruises from Schuie all over her body. Jimmy earns the right to heckle his HS buddy, Probie, for another few months about Cranford and whatnot. This star goes out to those three, for restoring the balance in their relationship.

Second Star: Webster to the Rescue

Hero.

I feel like itā€™s kind of bad juju to beat the team dressed in rainbow tie-dye on pride weekend. Itā€™s possible the sky-fighters were struggling with this moral conundrum(except Greg…obvi), all the way to the shoot out. Iā€™m sure Caroline Webster was all torn up about it, but when the shootout came around, she decided if she was gonna do it, she was gonna do it right. To the crowdā€™s delight, she roofed it top shelf. Itā€™s possible the goalieā€™s lack of rainbow jersey assuaged her guilt? Nobody will ever know. But itā€™s a good thing she was there to bail-out the league leading goal scorer.

First Star: Mathā€™s Pride

Eyes on the game, Probie.

Most teams take a lot of pride in their matching outfits…err…uniforms. Math has continued to evolve over the years but really nailed it this week. Itā€™s really hard to miss those rainbow tie-dyed tank tops, and their significance on pride. We really wanted to get a photo of Michelle, you know, gay woman wearing the rainbow on pride. But we couldnā€™t, so instead, you get James and his shorty shorts. Youā€™re welcome, gay men of BTSH.

Honorable Mentions:

Nadya from Mega:
Nadya has been in the league for nine years, and doesnā€™t often top the box scores. This week she scored a beauty helping push Mega past the rainbows. Congrats, Nad. You might have earned a star here, but thereā€™s something shameful about beating the Rainbows on pride.

Liam from Cobra Kai:
Enough already! We get it, you are good at hockey. Iā€™m sure your team appreciated you scoring all the goals. Even the OT ones.

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