By Jess

Third Star

Micayla from LBS

Micayla notched her first goal ever in an important 3-2 win over Fuzz. Finally, her husband Avery can stop hogging the goal-scoring spotlight (but he did give her the assist and that’s clearly proof true love exists).

Second Star

Akhil’s Face

Akhil got hit in the face by a Perko shot/pass during the Gut Rot v Karma game and while everyone was concerned, Peaches snuck in and scored. Akhil had 1 goal and 2 assists on the day if you count the ball flying off his face.

Direct exchange after the incident:

Charlie (Karma’s goalie): Are you serious, that counts?

Ref: Yup, I didn’t blow the whistle, did I?

Charlie: Yeah, well everyone who isn’t a dick stopped playing.

First Star

Sarah T from Fuzz

Sarah T. and her husband painstakingly made a new PBR Cup, and it looks dope/awesome/amazing/a million other positive adjectives. She hand-etched in the winners from every year the league has existed. If that’s not 1st star worthy then idk what is. Thanks guys!