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Three Stars of Week 10

by RichieHero

Disclaimer:ย The following is said with love from someone who believes in gay rights. This includes the right to be made fun of.

Sunday was Pride Day where we celebrate Scotty and the Lesbians, and all the other gays and only give stars to them! But Scotty lost and so did most of the Lesbians, andย  I don’t know if there are any male gays in the league. So as gays do they can go F themselves and I’m going to stick to giving the stars to the ones who earned it on the court.

Third Star
Butchers

Butchers you dummies, this is why you’re a top division team! Because you beat the #1 seed in BTSH with almost no subs. Mike and Brady score and the shorthanded Butchers playing with only one guy sub and two girl sub beat the vaunted Lbs. 2-1. With wins like this, they maybe staying in the top division longer than they like. (OK, you prob won’t since you’re still four points behind FK but still…tread lightly my friends.)

Corresponding Not a Star
Power Rankings. The LBS were the #1 team in the prestigious yet imaginary Power Rankings and much like Poutine last year, immediately shit the bed. These losers probably won’t win until August.

Second Star
Alex R. of the Salt Boyzzz and from Gremlins

So I guess every time a Gremmie gets a hat trick they get a star? Somewhere Schuey is crying to his newborn baby and his dog Gretzky that it’s not fair that James P. didn’t get a star this week. But sorry, Shuey, James didn’t get his first career BTSH hat trick this week. James didn’t break the tie with 40 seconds left to deny WTP a pity point. Congrats Alex…you may now take back that Elves shirt that Hogg stole from you.

Corresponding Not a Star
How many goals is Jamie going to give up this season? Every time Erich or Alex score a hat trick they get a star bc it’s a close game bc Jamie constantly gives up goals. Maybe Craig was right about you…

First Star
Tom from Fresh Kills

Oh My God!!! That’s Tom R.’s music! Yeah, just when you thought FK was maybe not going to win the trophy this season, along comes Tom, returning from his retirement. While he was rusty at the start of the game (I mean prob/who knows/prolly not) he sure made up for it at the end. Down by 2, Tom scored a natural hat trick in the last three minutes of the game to beat the Rehabs.

Corresponding Not a Star
$h0wT!m3 who came out of R3T!R3MeNT but didn’t get the accolades thanks to Tom.

Honorable Mentions

Sig from Fuzz with the GWG.

Riots – two weeks ago the Rainbows celebrated their first victory in more than a year by defeating the Riots. This past Sunday, revenge was swift and dominant to the poor Rainbows. Gut Rot, I have our game circled…

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