By Jess

Isaac sent the email asking who would want to write 3 stars at 2pm on Sunday and I’m not sure if I was too hungover to understand what I signed myself up for but anyways here we go:

Third Star

The veterans (Walsh, Chadwick, Heather, Sarah M, Coco etc.) who, year after year continue to rage, set the tone, and make it fun for everyone.

Second Star

Ariel for what might have been the sickest shoot out goal against Campbell to clinch the W for Cecil Harambe against The Sandy Cheeks.

First Star

The Magic 8 Balls— mostly for having a v on brand name (props, Frey) BUT ALSO dethroning the Shortis.

Honorable Mentions

Probie for “ordering a bus” (looking on google maps to see when public transportation was arriving) to pick everyone up from Seacrets.

SBJ for leaving his clothes in a hotel room and playing hockey, going to the beach, and going to Seacrets in the same pair of Lily Pulitzer-esque boxers all weekend.

The Inflatable t-rextions and Mermaid Seamen for playing a hilariously amazing game.