Three Stars
Week 3 is in the books and if this was the NFL, it would be a very pivotal week as the undefeated teams would be almost a lock to make the playoffs, and the winless team would have an almost impossible road ahead. But since all you have to do in BTSH, is pay your league fees to make the postseason, Week 3 isn’t really all that important. With that motivational speech behind us, lets get to the 3 Stars!
Both the Flyers and Gut Rot are 0-3. At least the Flyers have classy fans. If Gut Rot goes to 0-4, there maybe riots on the courts of Tompkins.
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Kevin A. (Free Agent Goalie)
Kevin “Stand straight like a British Mountie and hope the ball hits me” Au
Two teams needed a goalie this week. Better Call Jamie? No. The Sky Fighters and Math said, “Fuck You, Jamie” and actually went the free agent route and were rewarded for their efforts. Au gave up a total of 3 goals vs. the Hookers and Poutine. Great job Kevin and great job captains.
**Denis & Gab…please. Matt W.
Where’s Worky? He’s the tall dude in the back.
Congrats on another hat trick Denis. And wow Gabe, you scored two goals. Before you got hitched you would have had 3. You’ve gone SAWFT. While I do feel bad screwing Sunny who also got the hat trick, I had to because the Rehabs were favorites over the Anklebiters, but Matt W. scored the game winning goal with 5 seconds left to lead the Biters to victory. And scoring with 5 seconds left is more important than scoring in OT, because it deprives the Rehabs with the stupid loser point. (Can we please get rid of hat next? You lose, you should get nothing but shame)
*Adam L. (Math)
It should say x3 as Adam got his first career BTSH hat trick!
I really feel like a dick not giving Sunny a star. I hope Schuie emails his old team and complains about it. But sorry, I had to give it to Adam because its his first career BTSH hat trick! Actually, I have no idea if it is or isn’t, but it makes for a better story if its his first. Either way, 3 goals vs. the Hookers is pretty impressive (as long as they aren’t using that free agent goalie from two weeks ago)
***** Other people besides Sunny who were considered but ultimately screwed
Isaac S., Walker, and $h0wT!m3 for helping out with the website. (Happy birthday Hector!) Instant Karma for being the only *undefeated team. (To bad Week 2 doesn’t count because you used Jamie) The ULTIMATE Fuzz Fans because they got to see their heroes win. Alyssa from Fuzz because she scored her second goal and it was the game winner. Dave GDR because the Riots are really good this year and he has 1.0 GAA.