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Three Stars

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Gotta say…if you always wanted to be a star in this league and you never were, this was your chance. As I write this I still don’t know who is going to be the third star. Better think quick…

*** Keegan T. (Mega Touch)

Unfortunately, there are no pictures of Keegan, who scored 2 goals in Mega’s surprising win over Cobra Kai.
But Keegan is a doctor and Sarah H. of Fresh Kills is an accomplished nurse. Here is Sarah in her Jets Geno Smith jersey, because the Jets are her favorite team and Geno > Flacco. Best we could do Keegs.

** Nick Barretta

Can we crop this other guy out of the picture?
Sorry BTSH Universe, but Barretta deserves this one. The Riots have been pretty stingy on goals and Nick had 3 of them.
You deserved the first star…but unfortunately for you…

* BERNSTEIN!!!!!!

I mean, can this man be stopped? I’ll answer that…no.
Bernstein scored his first career BTSH goal and it just so happened to be the game winner, in a 2-1 win vs. league powerhouse Gut Rot.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Happy Birthday Bernstein! And Damn You.

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