THIS DAY IN LIME-TOSS HISTORY
Chutney Downs, London, 1846.
Moments after, the madding crowd razed Chutney Downs and unleashed a “Horrific Tsounammy of Hooliganism.” Cities worldwide now lay in cinders, and Millions are dead, mostly from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico
Lord Dogstuffer-Browncastle has not been located since the Incident; leading phrenologists speculate that his head has imploded.
Such a tumultuous tide of Orgiastic Devastation has not rampaged across Britain’s homeland since the previous match of Lime-Toss, which was yesterday.
–The Royal Crown Daily Journal of Farm Animal Relations and Citrus Sports,
Editor’s Note: No, we don’t have any idea what it means either.