The Two (Three) Previews that Sam Forgot
Just like Sam forgot to preview two divisions, he also forgot to preview two games this week.
Sam also forgot to put in pictures. As I’ve told you dozens of times Sam, none of our readers are smart enough to read actual words besides that tall goalie on WTP that always wears yellow.
Hookers at Sky Fighters
A great rematch from last years playoffs when the Sky Fighters tried to pull off one of the biggest alleged upsets in BTSH history. I say alleged because I don’t think it would be that big an upset. The Fighters have rebounded from their miserable start last season to returning to the leagues 2nd tier. The Hookers meanwhile, started 0-2 but have since rebounded nicely by beating two top teams in the Demons and Filthier.
We asked former Rangers great and 1994 Stanley Cup champion Mike Richter for his prediction.
You think Lundqvist is better than me? Are you insane? Where’s his Stanley Cup ring? Where is it?!?
Sorry about that. I guess I’ll have to do it. Hookers win 3-1. Eitel’s Canada trumps SUA Olivier.
Anklebiters at Lbs.
The Lbs. got screwed that I was too lazy to give the three stars last week. That one kid who scored those goals would have gotten one of the stars. Speaking of which, my God the Lbs. are good. If they show up with the team that they showed up with last week, they will be the BTSH Champions this season. Assuming they have Gabe murdered, which is a pretty safe assumption actually.
As for the Biters, they are 2-2 and this would be a big win for the boys in white or blue. We go live to Alex Ovechkin for his prediction.
Ok Ok, I know I screwed up on the last one, but I agree with Richter, Lundqvist sucks! Anklebiters 4-0! Trust me. I guarantee it!
Mega at Rainbows
I cannot apologize enough for Sam forgetting to do the Mega/Rainbows game. So in return I offer this picture of MDF and Kehoe, since everyone likes MDF and Kehoe.
I hope this makes up for our slight.
Also, Mega can’t hang with Bernstein. Rainbows win 4-1.