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THE BTSH OLYMPICS RETURNS

by the Anklebiters & Friends Production Crew

 

It’s back!  The most infamous night of the BTSH season has returned from retirement.  Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 5th BTSH Olympiad is coming on Sunday, August 21st.  Start time is 7pm…be ready to call out sick on Monday.

Welcome yourself back to the land of the infamous Bar Mat Shot, the leopard print jane, boot-and-rally beer chugs and, of course, the celebratory cupcake in the ass.

WHAT THEY ARE SAYING:

Craig LaCombe: “We’re looking forward to the greatest night in BTSH history.  I even talked to Rosie (Jason Rosenstock, former Hot Legs champion) who’s going for the Brazilian wax. I’m predicting he reclaims the title.”

Jason Rosenstock: “I’m as bald as baby down there…except for a grundle landing strip.  Let’s do this thing.”

Chris Lee (Owner of Parkside): “We’ve upped the insurance plan and ordered 15 cases of Highlife.  The burlesque catwalk is gonna be ready for the hot legs – let’s go!”

PRE-PARTY AT TOMPKINS:

The festivities start early at the courts with our party table.  Enjoy Amy’s legendary chocolate-covered berries and some other stuff we’re not allowed to write about!

THE EVENTS:

  1. Over The Top Arm Wrestling Tourney (Men’s and Women’s)
  2. PBR Chugging Contest (3 people per team, 3 beers each, at least one lady)
  3. Sharif Corinaldi Memorial Hot Legs Competition
  4. Beer Pong Tourney
  5. The Bar Napkin Love Poem Competition
  6. 2 Girls, 1 Cup (2 Ladies per team, both have straws and must down a cup of beer)
  7. Phallic Fluffer Eating Contest (one hot dog, two meatballs, a blow job shot and no hands)
  8. Flip Cup (3-on-3, at least one lady per team)
  9. Our Mystery Charity Event

Sign up forms available at the bar and online.

Plus:

  • $3 Highlifes!
  • $3 PBR Drafts!
  • $8 Car Bombs!
  • Free Pizza!

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