Sweet 16 Box Scores

Mega Toubows 14 – 17 Instant Rot

Mega Toubows: Julie (x7), Joe, Yuri, Larry (x2), Olivier, Tia (x2), Brady (x2), Cheeky (-2)
Instant Rot: Akhil (x5), Scott (x3), Heather, Lisa (x3), Matt (x2), Diane (x3)
Goalie Win: Michel L. (1)

Gouging Anklebiters 5 – 4 Corlears Hookers

Biters: Probie (x4), Cheekbones
Hookers: Bill (x2), Tiff (x2), Danilo (x3), Bumptious Chump (-3)
Goalie Win: Timmy Baby (1)
Recap: A clean game that turned nasty in the second half when a Hooker (guess who) made a derogatory comment that ignited the Biters.   After burning their bras it was all ‘Nobody puts Cheekbones in a corner’ as she buried the GWG with mere seconds left on the clock.

Tompkins Square Riots 3 – 2 Fresh Kills

Riots: Suz (x2), Barch (OG)
Fresh Kills: Sheena, Tom
Goalie Win: Dave GDR (1)
Recap: Gabe and Ariel were shamed by their better halves into going apple picking and missed the game. But we’re not sure it would have made a difference. Dave and the Riots did work and Suz went effing H.A.M. on Fresh Kills.

Sky Fighters 3 – 5 Filthier

Sky Fighters: Mike T, Unregister Ringer (x2)
Filthier: James (x2), Kate, Ann (-1), Sunny, Shafiq (x2), JJ
Goalie Win: Tim K (1)
Recap: A player BTSH has never seen or heard of before scored two goals in her first shift prompting Filthy to collectively go, ‘WTF?!’ In the second half, after things had settled down, Filthy spread the love around despite Ann being in the crease and cruised to the next round

Denim Demons 1 – 6 Rehabs

Demons: Josh
Rehabs: Alex, Cherie (x4), Ramy
Goalie Win: Eric (1)
Recap: It is difficult to keep Josh off of the scoring sheet, but it is nearly impossible to accomplish it against Cherie. She reminded us all what a once in a generation talent she is as she almost single handedly won the game for the Rehabs.

What The Puck 1 – 4 LBS, Inc.

Pucks: Hogg
LBS: Luke, Jake, Klion (x2)
Goalie Win: Sizzler (1)
Recap: With under two minutes to play in a game that was already over Ball Hogg scored and raced to center court to hug and celebrate himself. Arya pointed to the scoreboard while also directing LBS to the next round.

Fuzz 2 – 5 Gremlins

Fuzz: Jeff (x2), Miles, Sarah, Sultan (-2)
Gremlins: Erich, Marcella, Cody (x3)
Goalie Win: Batuwantudawe (1)
Recap: As much love as the Sultan has for BTSH he continues to be a heel for his own team. Cody on the other hand broke out of his slump at the right time and Jamie was Jamie.

Mathematics 3 – 5 Cobra Kai

Maths: Sam, Sarah, Justin
Evil Dojo: Will (x4), LJ
Goalie Win: Campbell (1)
Recap: Without Will what kind of team would Cobra Kai be? That is the exact question Math and their fanbase were asking during the game. Unfortunately they’ll have to wait for another time to find out… Derek silently got up from his couch, walked out to the corner and poured some for his fallen homies.

Butchers 4 – 2 Poutine Machine

Butchers: Dave (x2), Dana, Georgine
#poonation: BSA, Peltsie, Nat, Hornswoggle (-1)
Goalie Win: Tim B (1)
Recap: The mighty-fighting-poos burst out of the gate and controlled most of the flow of the first half, but ran out of gas in the second. Dave ran past everyone and lead his team to a date with LBS (we think).