Does anyone have a 5k Sunday? No? OK, good. So the fucking games are on. And so is the party.

 

Semis start at 12 on the dot. Though knowing these four lazy teams and four crappy refs it will probably start closer to 12:15 p.m. (No offense to the other 3 refs, I really just meant Sam Norris but I didn’t feel the Sultan of BTSH should single out one person).

The finals will start 30 minutes after the last semi-final game is over. The winners of the semis can choose to start earlier if they wish.

The 2nd best party of the year (Summerslam obviously being the first) will start at 6. But knowing these crappy hosts (again, no offense Marko, I just mean Sam Norris but I’m really trying not to single him out) it will prob start closer to 6:30 p.m.

And for you muttonheads who ask, why can’t the finals start at 3 or 3:30 p.m., look outside your window at 4 p.m. See how dark it is? I don’t want the finals on my watch being called because of the Darkness on the Edge of Town.

Good luck to all four teams and lets find out who is the 2nd best team in BTSH this season!!!