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Sultan Message- Play-in Schedule

Hello my loyal Sultanites. A few of you have been very bad and calling me mean names like, “Commish.” Do I look like I have a blonde pony tail and infiltrate Ranger games?

Three Stupid Idiots and half of Tim

I tried to find a pic of Tim in the penalty box but it was taking too long so I am using this one instead. Anyways, click Read More to see the schedule!

Rainbows at Sky Fighters – 1230
Mega Touch at Biters – 1230
Riots at Gut Rot – 430
Demons at Karma – 430

Let’s break down the games a bit here.

Rainbows…COVER MIKE T.!!! Like seriously, just have one person shadow him the whole game. Even if you are on a breakaway, leave the breakaway to cover him. We all want to celebrate you but you need to give us that W. You can do it, just SHADOW Mike T.! (Google Jan Erixon shadows Mario Lemieux)

Sky Fighters…tell Mike to go into the defensive zone, they’ll never recognize him!

Mega…you can beat the Biters. When Probie starts to curl, cover his forehand. Your Sultan believes in you!

Biters, I was suspended for lightly pushing Welch into a fence during my game vs. Gut Rot, so I have no recollection of it. But I imagine covering your point when Cheeky is on D is a good start.

Riots and Gut Rot, both your opponents goalies are really good, so don’t shoot. Just hope the ball trickles off the ref, goes in the net, and pray the ref doesn’t know the rule that it’s no-goal when that happens.

Demons, Ben will never cover his point. So get the dude with the best shot to move to Ben’s side and let him rip.

Karma, play thisΒ on a loop and Poppack will be so distracted she loses the game for the Demons. Trust me.

In between the games there will be a scrimmage for anyone who wants to play. Walker is opening, Isaac is closing and each team is responsible to help open/close.

Have fun and win!

 

 

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