Sign up for the Prom!
Hello Fuzz, Cecil(e) Harambe, Cheeky, America (my tournament team name) and degenerates.
The lovely and talented Diana M. really wants you to go to the prom! Tomorrow is the last day to purchase tickets at $25, otherwise it’s $30 at the door. So buy these tickets you cheapwads.
Prom goes well with hockey.
Besides prom we have the Sultan is Awesome and had no rain fears under his reign, or should I say rain? No, reign tournament. We are working on the name.
Honestly, the draft already happened and if you are good, please don’t come by Sunday. It will screw everything up. However if you are a middling talent like JR, Alok, Caroline from the Anklebiters…really anyone from the Anklebiters besides Derho…please come by!