Fresh Kills Marches Into The Championship Game

#10 Fresh Kills 3, #2 LBS, Inc. 1
Fresh Kills: Ariel Imas, “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser, Mike Sokolyansky
LBS, Inc.: Dustin Shutes
Game Notes: Imas broke a 1-1 tie with 20 minutes remaining in regulation.

#3 Corlears Hookers 4, #4 Filthy Gorgeous 2
Corlears Hookers: Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 2, Albert “Al” Huang, Noelle Safar
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik, Jonathan Rick
Game Notes: Olson’s second goal of the game broke a 2-2 tie with 15 minutes remaining in regulation.

What The Puck 5, Denim Demons 1
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2, Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2, Corey “Chongo” Winters
Denim Demons: Emily Carson

Unicorns 3, Dark Rainbows 1
Unicorns: Chris 3
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds

Mathematics 5, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Mathematics: Adam Langer 2, Andy Pratt 2, Amy Anderla
Gouging Anklebiters: Phil “Sandy” Donohue, Peter “Geech” Prohaska

Rehabs 2, Mighty Squirrels 0
Rehabs: Sal Malguarnera, Bryan “Stork” Welch
Shutout: “Quiet” Mike O’Connor (Gouging Anklebiters)

Cobra Kai 6, Sky Fighters 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3, Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito 2, Mariko Nakatani
Sky Fighters: Imraan Farukhi, Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker
Game Notes: The Sky Fighters played the entire game with only six players and no official goalie.

Bad Touch 3, Mexican Standoff 2
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin 2, Greg Kellerman
Mexican Standoff: Karey Bakker, Len Guinto

Tuques 2, Happy Little Elves 1
Tuques: Peter Wilson 2
Happy Little Elves: Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos

Captains’ Commendations

Bad Touch: Joe Lops had a “really sweet” assist.
Cobra Kai: “Kudos to Rob [‘Mungo’ Gorden] for being our goalie…again.” – Enayet “Retail” Rasul
Corlears Hookers: “Jock Paul and his cracked kneecap are back.” – Peter “Purple Rain” Putka
Denim Demons: “Coach [Aaron Pagdon] played well enough in his first game in goal to warrant another start in goal.” – Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens
Filthy Gorgeous: “My whole team won the hearts of the fans [Mexican Standoff].” – Monica Russo
Fresh Kills: The defense as a whole was great.
Happy Little Elves: “The Lady Elves – Melanie Pessin, Courtney McBride, Shoshana Rudnick, Doris Yeo, Alyssa Schwartz, and Nicole Depontbriand – outnumbered our men today.  No other team can match the devotion of these Elven Amazons.  Oh, and also a shout out to Colin Powell.” – Ben Chadwick
Mathematics: “Derek Tagliarino was amazing in net, but I’d like to see Mungo [Rob Gorden] get three commendations in the same week. So even though he had no influence on this game, I’m going with him.” – Derek Tagliarino
Mighty Squirrels: “It’s Rob [‘Mungo’ Gorden]” – Ass Captain Marie Marberg
Rehabs: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez ran like Usain Bolt.
Sky Fighters: Lourdes Banez was pretty fierce and was all over the court defending the goalieless goalpost.
Tuques: Corey Long played well.
Unicorns: Lindsay was tough on defense.
What The Puck: Amy Farley played shutdown defense.