Do You Believe In Unicorns?

Color: Yellow
Year Founded: 2001
2009 Regular Season Finish: 10-11 (10th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in first round
2009 Leading Scorer: Chris, 13 goals
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
Home Arena: Yellow Forum
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Victoria (Sabbatical), Nelson (unknown), Ted “Biff” (1955)

After several years of fearless leadership as Unicorns captain, Christian has relinquished the reins of power to Courtney (Coco) and Lindsay.  As the new heads of one of BTSH’s original franchies, both ladies are extremely excited to usher in a new era of Unicorns hockey.  Courtney exclaims, “We are reeling to go play and to embrace some healthy competition.”  However, the road ahead will not be easy, as the team lost several key players in the offseason including Ted “Biff”, Nelson, Susannah, Victoria (Susannah’s sister), and Brendan.

Rather than replace each one of their departing players, Coco and Lindsay have decided to sport a slimmed down roster this year in an effort to increase playing time.  As the team’s leading scorer last season, Chris is already expected to play roughly 50 minutes a game (also known as the Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka strategy).  However, despite this strategy of carrying fewer players, the Unicorns are also happy to welcome returning veterans Aaron and Jill back into the fold.

Apropos of nothing, Coco also adds, “We’re hoping to improve our EVT turnout and expect other BTSH members to give us a hard time if they do not see good attendance!”

Professional Wrestler They Closely Resemble: Kane.  Although they’ve been around for a long time now, they’re still capable of having great matchups against top competitors.  Unfortunately, their days as a true title contender may be behind them.
Fast Fact: John Mark’s last name is not Mark.  That’s just his first name.

ROSTER
Aaron
Amy
Caitlin
Chris
Christian
Courtney (C)
Craig “Ug” LaCombe
Iannis
Jeanne
Jill
John Mark
Joseph
Lindsay (C)
Mark
Ryan
Sara
Sarah