The Sky Fighters Future Is So Bright…

Color: Sky Blue
Year Founded: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-6 (7th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in first round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “We’re more than just Martin.”
Key Additions: Trace Della Torre, Viliam Pala, David Cernan, Greg Infanti (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: “About 7 girls who came to the first game and stopped showing up even though they paid their $50”

Sky Fighters captain Dan Hopper notes the following about his team:

The Sky Fighters improved from 1-16 in 2007 to 11-6 in 2008, putting us on pace for an unprecedented 21 wins and -4 losses in 2009. However, Derek and Eli continue to insist that Martin is our only player.  This really worked out well for us, so we don’t want to give away any information that changes that perception. All of our forwards suck; continue to leave them unguarded and focus on Martin. Our defense can’t move, and our goalie is terrible, so continue just assuming you have nine free goals when you play us. We have no girls on our team either (except when Martin moves so quickly, he creates a blur and people see it peripherally and believe it was two girls). All 11 of our victories were the direct result of Martin scoring off the opening faceoff, then running back to play defense and goalie for the rest of the game.

When reached for comment, Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka completely agreed with Hopper, stating, “Oh yah!”

Food They Closely Resemble: Wonton Soup.  Certainly, there is a central component that everyone seems to focus on here, but it’s the auxiliary parts that complete the package.
Fast Fact: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka is the heart and soul of the Sky Fighters.

ROSTER
Lourdes Banez
Patrick Borelli
Mark Bloom
Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka
David Cernan
Stefan Danicich
Trace Della Torre
Dan Hopper (C)
Greg Infanti
Robert Kucera
Sarah Larson
Samantha Lee
Amy Lott (C)
Rich McConnell
Marc McDonald
Jenn Nelson
Shannon Ong
Viliam Pala
Christina Parsons
Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker
Ted Shumaker
Megan Sigesmund
Allison Spitz
James Stein
James Townsend-Butterworth