I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Thing!

Color: Black
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 2-12-2-1 (16th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to LBS, Inc. in first round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Crossing the border.”
Key Additions: Bob, Brooke, Leo (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Hannah Stark (What The Puck), Tim “The Lantern” Olson

Jefferson filed the following report regarding Mexican Standoff’s 2009 season:

Mexican Standoff 2009: Hot fun injection.

Food They Closely Resemble: Hobo stew.  Comprised mainly of loose odds and ends that one can find pretty much anywhere, the end result is actually something very wholesome and enjoyable.
Fast Fact: Amanda’s great-great-grandfather invented the sequin.

ROSTER
Adam
Amanda
Andrew
Aynsley
Ben
Bob
Brooke
Dave
Ellery “The Nature Boy”
Gary
Haanwa (C)
Jason G.
Jason “The Hamburglar” R.
Jefferson (C)
Karey
Leah “Vick-ahs”
Len
Leo
Mary
Randy
Sarah
Tommy