BTSH Logobtsh.org
ā† Back to Media

Season Preview: Happy Little Elves

O’Reilly Approves

Ben et al.

Color: Kermit the Frog Green
Year Founded: 2008
Fan Base: Kids ages 2-10 in SpringfieldĀ 

The Happy Little Elves are BTSH’s answer toĀ Scooby’s All-Star Laff-A-Lympics.Ā  Much like Hanna-Barbera, BTSH found itself with a collection of unrelated and unaffiliated players with no place to put them.Ā  Thus, much like Augie Doggie, The Blue Falcon, and Mumbly, players such as Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos, Jonathan “The Barnacle” Levine, andĀ Jason FateĀ found themselves assembled onto a hastily arranged team.Ā  Although this ragtag group does not have proper uniforms yet, their spirits remain high.

Captain Ben Chadwick (who was given the captaincy based on height), summed up his team:

We were bitten by radioactive Swedish elves and gained super hockey powers, and since we couldn’t find ice skates in our size at bargain basement prices, we collectively entered the competitive world of BTSH street hockey instead of the NHL… aided, of course, by the “mysterious disappearance” of an older team.Ā  We do not manufacture toys.Ā  That’s now done by our slaves, the Smurfs, which is why they’re not on TV anymore.

Whether The Happy Little Elves follow the winning tradition of the Scooby Doobies, the good sportsmanship of the Yogi Yahooeys, or the cheating ways of the Really Rottens remains to be seen.

Rapper They Closely Resemble: Justin Timberlake.Ā  The street cred just isn’t all there as of yet.Ā  However, there is still some serious potential to make a mark here.
Fast Fact: Stephen Alexander played tight end in the NFL for the Washington Redskins, San Diego Chargers, Detroit Lions, and Denver Broncos.

ROSTER
Demetri Adrahtas
Stephen Alexander
Jason Amada
Ben Chadwick (C)
Jason Fate (G)
Brian Ferry
Rich Glanzer
Jonathan “The Barnacle” Levine
Courtney McBride
Melanie Pessin
Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos
Shoshana Rudnick
Alyssa Schwartz
Marc Surchin
Kenneth Szeto
Charlotte Villamil
Doris Yeo

ā† Back to Media