Season Preview: Gut Rot
They Thought They Were Signing Up For The Unicorns
Color: Yellow (Possibly)
Year Founded: 2010
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
Home Arena: The Jefferson Pavilion
Professional Wrestler They Closely Resemble: Santino Marella. Of course, everyone appreciates their lighthearted and comedic antics, but at this point, no one treats them as much of a threat.
Fast Fact: Tommy prides himself on always maintaining perfect posture.
ROSTER
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