I Can Think Of At Least Two Things Wrong With That Team Name

Color: Navy Blue
Year Founded: 2006
2007 Regular Season Finish: 9-8 (9th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Rehabs in first round
Key Additions: Dan Owens (Free Agent)
Key Losses: James Stein (Sky Fighters), Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon (Connecticut)
Fan Base: Sven

Filthy Gorgeous had an extremely hectic offseason this winter, but it did not involve any hockey.  Inspired by Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon’s decision to leave Filthy Gorgeous and pursue his dream of winning the World Series of Dice, several other players have commenced their own non-hockey endeavors.  In December, Suvin “The Guru” Malik cut the ribbon on his very own flower shop in the West Village.  He specializes in daffodils and tulips.  Looking to settle down, Liza Watts created a love child with Haanwa Chau of Mexican Standoff.  The child’s name is Molly HaanWatts.  After a brief stint as a salesman, Jonathan Rick is now the assistant manager at Manhattan’s Men’s Wearhouse.  He thinks that pleated pants are due for a comeback.  On a dare, the Pereira brothers started their own plumbing company.  James is easily recognizable by his red overalls, while Joseph is easily recognizable by his green ones.  There is a rumor that they also saved a princess.  Captain Monica Russo sure has her hands full with this bunch. 

Rapper They Closely Resemble: Lil Weezy (Arthur Revechkis).  Certainly among the nicest in the game, but still not ready to hit the big time on their own.  However, they can claim to have worked with several members of the upper crust, and they’ve made it reasonably far that way.
Fast Fact: Homin “Maverick” Lee is excellent at climbing trees.

ROSTER
Becky Antar
Chris Baker
Fred Boucher
Jeff Giberstein
Fran Graziano
Jean Hebert
Dana Kravis
Homin “Maverick” Lee
Suvin “The Guru” Malik
Sunny Mehra
Matt Novick
Dan Owens (G)
James Pereira
Joseph Pereira
Trista Rajaratnam
Jonathan Rick
Monica Russo (C)
Sabrina Schulman
Liza Watts
Matthew Workman