That’s it, Naitch.  You’re out of here.

 

Color: Red
Year Founded: 2002
2007 Regular Season Finish: 11-5-1 (5th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in quarterfinals
Key Losses: Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (Mexican Standoff), Lindsey Serrano (retirement)
Key Additions: The subtraction of Gillette
Fan Base: Minimal

Captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens filed the following comments:

After the finish of the Demons 2007 campaign, Jeff [Kamen] took it upon himself to start a sister branch of the Denim Demons in Hawaii (look for them to make some noise in the 2008 Maui Invitation Deck Hockey Tournament).  We were all very saddened to see him go, but wished him the best, and hoped that we’d receive those royalty checks for the Demonskin Swimwear line he planned  to market.  

Upon Kamen’s return, Rubens added the following:

With the unmitigated success of Denim Demons Hawaii serving as yet another feather in his cap, Jeff’s return to the mainland was cause for rejoice in Demon Nation. His expeditious journey was heralded as one of the most successful off-season trips in Demon history, far surpassing Spag’s failed back hair laser removal sabbatical, and Klara’s ill-fated attempt to keep her 95 lb frame sober after two PBRs.

So, in other words, the Demons didn’t do anything in the offseason, except for getting rid of Ellery, which could be the biggest improvement of all. 

Rapper They Closely Resemble: The Game.  They could probably go places if they weren’t so busy beefing with everyone.
Fast Fact: Jim Dandeneau lost his self-respect at Wes’ Rib House.

ROSTER
Gabby Carson
Klara Chan
Steve Chernoski
“Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau
Jeff Dworkin
Noah Farkas (G)
Sara Farkas
Micael Holmstrom
Ana Hurka-Robles
Jeff Kamen
Pete Matlin
Abigail Meisterman
Lena Moy-Borgen
Aaron “Coach” Pagdon
Danny Polinsky
Karen Rosenberg
Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens (C)
Dave Shyu
Joanna Smith
Zack Tinkelman