Business As Usual For LBS, Inc.

#2 LBS, Inc. 3, #9 Unicorns 2 (2OT-SO)
LBS, Inc.: Jason Bogdaneris, “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin
Unicorns: Courtney, Jesse
Shootout: LBS, Inc. wins 2-1 in three rounds.  Successful attempts by Sam Anthony (LBS), Karsten Pichon (LBS), and Jesse (UNI).

#3 Corlears Hookers 8, #6 Dark Rainbows 0
Corlears Hookers: Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 3, Josh Sadlier-Brown 2, Jason Eitel, Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, Peter “Purple Rain” Putka
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson

#10 Fresh Kills 4, #1 What The Puck 3 (2OT)
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky 3, Alicia Walker
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2, Corey “Chongo” Winters
Game Notes: Winters scored the tying goal with 30 seconds remaining in regulation to force overtime.  Sokolyansky scored the game-winning goal in double overtime.

#4 Filthy Gorgeous 3, #5 Denim Demons 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik, Matt Novick, Dan Owens
Shutout: Dan Owens
Game Notes: Yes, you read that correctly…Filthy Gorgeous goalie Dan Owens scored an empty net goal.

Happy Little Elves 5, Bad Touch 4 (2OT)
Happy Little Elves: Demetri Adrahtas 2, Garrett Carrino, Rob Muggeo, Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos
Bad Touch: Martin Olson 3, Mark Anderson
Game Notes: Anderson scored the game-tying goal late in the second half of regulation.  Carrino scored the game-winner with forty-five seconds remaining in the second overtime period.

Tuques 3, Mighty Squirrels 2 (OT)
Tuques: Alfred Liu, Zoe Markwick, Sarah Moore
Mighty Squirrels: Jason “Cheek” Cheek, Jesse Kalb
Game Notes: After both teams were scoreless in the second half, Markwick scored the overtime winner for the Tuques.

Rehabs “Defeat” Sky Fighters Via Forfeit
Game Notes: With Amy Lott and Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka both injured, the Sky Fighters were forced to forfeit due to a lack of attendance.

Mexican Standoff 3, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Mexican Standoff: Gary Cohen 2, Len Guinto
Gouging Anklebiters: Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri 2

Cobra Kai 9, Mathematics 0
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3, Rem Garavito 3, Ray “Domino” Chan, Morgan “Secretary of Defense” Doninger, Becky Pear
Shutout: Paul “P.J.” Lopez 

Captains’ Commendations:

Bad Touch: Jonathan Hanson is a legend in the world of Bad Touch and came out of retirement to play goalie.
Cobra Kai: Becky Pear had a lot of assists.
Corlears Hookers: Noelle Safar’s tenacious forechecking and playmaking set the tone for the game.
Denim Demons: “Ana [Hurka-Robles], Lena [Moy-Borgen], and Abby [Meisterman] were the only girls there and they ran through a wall for us.” – “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau
Filthy Gorgeous: Dan Owens recorded a shutout and scored an empty net goal.
Happy Little Elves: “Ours goes to Demetri [Adrahtas]’s knee.  I know I’m not supposed to give it to Demetri, because he scored.” – Ben Chadwick
LBS, Inc.: “Tommy [Capatosta] gives good colonic.” – Sascha Puritz
Mighty Squirrels: “Bueller…Bueller…” – Rachel “A-Korn” Greene
Tuques: Gabe Wilson was awesome on offense and defense.
Unicorns: John Mark was great on defense.
What The Puck: Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz was awesome.