Previews!
Who wants previews?? I’m doing them, not Sam so there’s a chance that team that Alok plays for will be mentioned!
Filthy vs. Math (reenactment of last week’s game that was delayed due to Rain Fears)
Prediction:
Look, the Mets suck on the road. They cant hit, field, or run the bases. And since they never get on base, running the bases isn’t that important. Nelson is no great shakes but against the Mets, he will look like Don Drysdale. As much as Sam loves Colon, there is no way the Mets win this game. And neither does Cobra Kai. I’m all about WTP in this game, 4-1. Oh shit, just realized CK is playing Filthy. Why did I write about Colon then? That was supposed to be the WTP writeup! Filthy 5-1.
Anklebiters at Math
Math goes 0-2 on the day as the tired and depressed team that just lost to Filthy loses to the Anklebiters. Craig says suck it! (And this time doesn’t let in a goal)
Sky Fighters at Elves
I’m thinking of starting a GoFundMe account. I don’t know what for but hopefully with the money I can get Bernstein or Black Rob to agree to sub for us for a game. I would call Newman but he is a ref and I can’t use a ref as a sub bc that’s a conflict.
Prediction: What am I gonna predict the Elves to lose? We win our first one 4-3. I score the OT goal. Suck it Stein.
Hookers at Instant Karma
A rematch of the 2011 Quarterfinals is always GOTW material. Karma used to play the Hookers tough but in recent years they haven’t. The Hookers will get their revenge for 2011 and beat Karma 5-2.
Gut Rot Plays Hockey
Screw you Sam Norris! I love Mega Touch! MEGA MEGA MEGA!! TOUCH! TOUCH! TOUCH!
But they wont win this week. Gut Rot pulls off the 2-1 shootout win.
Riots at Lbs.
When did the Lbs. get so young? I remember when that curly-haired guy was their best player. The Lbs. could very well win the championship this year. Meanwhile, the Riots are 2-4 but two of those losses came in either OT or a shootout. I’ll pick the Lbs. 4-1. If they give up 3 or less Dave is going to yell at me.
Rainbows at Rehabs
One team is 5-1 and the other is 1-5. I’ll go with the 5-1 team, 5-1.
Demons at Gremlins
Look at the Gremmies! 5-1! Wow. Maybe Jamie is pissed that Craig keeps telling him, “Fuck you Jamie.” On the other hand the Demons are struggling. Still, Vegas has the Demons as the favorites here. I agree. Demons 2-0.
WTP at Butchers
I forgot about this game. Jeff is going to score. He’s a top 5-player both talent-wise and grouchyness. He’s not in Putka’s, Kamen’s or my league for grouchyness, but he’s young and a loss to WTP will surely help him get to elite grouchy status. And I think it will happen bc WTP has some really good players that I have no idea who they are. So instead of mentioning their name, I’ll just name the players I know. Corey. 2015 Royal Rumble Champion Marisa, TB Lightning fan Suzie, and Big Yellow in Goal. WTP 5-3.
Poutine at Fresh Kills
I also forgot this game. Many Kills won the Right 2 Play Championship last Saturday. I think that was what was missing, the knowledge of how to win. With this new-found knowledge, I think they will beat Poutine.